Scott B.
Yelp
I was on an adventure. A Mini-Adventure. I didn't have much money, but yet I wanted to see something new and fun. So, I plotted a trip out to Santa Barbara to see a beach. This one was way cool. Especially the trek down to it from the parking area.
I had been poking around downtown Santa Barbara when I suddenly decided I wanted to walk in the water. I plugged "Beach" into Yelp and the nearest one was this one. I drove the short distance, and managed to find a parking spot just over the stairs leading doward. I took a moment to enjoy the vista from this high point, and then began to carefully climb down the stairs. Carefully. They're slick. They're wet. There's fuzzy moss that covers some of it. It's a challenge for sure.
My foot slipped out from under me at one point, and for a split second, I saw myself comically falling down the complete length of the staircase bonking and owing my way down. Thankfully, I landed solidly on my butt. Where there was enough padding and square area to secure myself from taking a long and painful tumble. (this is where the star falls off....because Owtch!)
I carefully and cautiously regained my footing, and resumed the descent on the thousand steps to the shoreline below. The steps do seem ancient; and their base has been eroded by however many decades of ocean waves lapping at it. I got down to the bottom and looked around. This beach is nice! It's not very long, and there are barely any people at it.
I was greeted by a pair of young beauties in skimpy bathing suits, and I asked if they could help me out with a photograph. But beyond them, I only ran into a few more souls down here. There seemed to be natural lil alcoves formed by erosion and wear on the rocks. How fascinating!
I walked along the waters edge for a lil while and admired the scenery. The water washing my feet every few moments, the creatures that scurried about, the salty smell wafting in the air. It was a good time. Relaxing. Serene. After an hour or so of walking along the short beach, I returned to the stairs.
I carefully stepped up them. One at a time. Careful. Being extra careful on my ascent back up to my car. Climbing up took more time, but once I got back up to the top I took another moment to enjoy the view. This beach is super cool. I had a ton of fun exploring it. If you're in the area, I highly suggest you check it out.
And remember to be careful on those steps down!