Stephanie K.
Yelp
I came here with a friend for a bite before a show because it was only a couple doors away and was highly recommended. That was a mistake.
Even though it was 9 pm on a Saturday, you could here crickets inside, it was so empty. We took a table. My friend ordered one of the "cubby" burgers, a smaller not-quite-slider sized offering with bacon and BBQ sauce. I ordered the Home Run, with ham, a fried egg, and cheese.
Then we waited.
And waited.
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnd waited.
No one ever came by to say "hey food's coming, sorry for the wait" or even to offer another drink. There were only 3 other occupied tables, and none of them were or ordering food. In fact, the waitress was too preoccupied drinking at the bar with friends and making very loud racist comments.
Oh, yeah. And we waited.
Nearly 45 minutes later, our food arrived. Before we could ask the waitress for another round of drinks, a fork, or really anything, she was back to the bar continuing her loud rant.
My friend didn't seem to mind his "cubby." It was completely overcooked, like a little charred golf ball. But it had bacon, so he was happy.
My Home Run was anything but. The menu describes a 10 ounce wonder of meaty goodness. What I received was charred black on the outside, and so horrifically overcooked on the inside it was nothing but a dark grey, desiccated, flavourless mess. The patty, which was nearly 1 inch thick, had apparently been on the grill the ENTIRE 45 minutes we waited. It was simply gross.
The fries were entirely un-seasoned, as well.
The final insult...I spent the rest of the evening nauseous and on the verge of being sick.
CJ's is a NO-GO.