Ivander Christiano Kurniawan
Google
Rejected TWICE. Unbelievable.
I applied once with grand visions of “redecorating” Europe. They said no. Thought maybe my genius just wasn’t recognized, so I applied again—with an even grander vision and a better mustache.
Rejected. Again.
They called my style “concerning,” my ideas “deeply problematic,” and my map sketches “conquests, not compositions.”
So I will repaint Europe without your help, thank me later