Zoe S.
Yelp
This theater is beautiful, no question. But even if these theaters closer to where I live are not quite as grandiose as the Academy of Music, I would still take any other theater I have been to, in both DC and NYC, over this one.
This theater has a LOT of bad seats. There are many seats where the stage is blocked by a column, and there are even seats located directly behind a column. I checked the View From Your Seat website and I was genuinely shocked at some of the seats they actually sold to people. From my past experience with obstructed view tickets, you may miss like 10-15% of the action on stage (like anything to the far left or right of the stage) but here... If you are about to purchase any "obstructed" view seat, its basically guaranteed that your view could be 50-75% blocked by some massive obstruction, or you will at least be craning your neck for the entire show.
The amphitheater was incredibly uncomfortable. The stairs were very steep, almost like a slightly tilted ladder. It was so cramped that you cannot walk past people at all, even when they are standing up to let people pass. There is no leg room at all. I knew that I was paying for obstructed view seats, which is fine, but I am genuinely shocked at how horrible the view from certain rows of the amphitheater was. Our seats were blocked by a bar, but at least we were able to get away with sitting hunched over the entire performance to be able to see everything. However, the seats behind us, which were "not obstructed" and sold at a higher rate, had a significantly worse view and their view of the stage was completely blocked by the rail.
Unfortunately, my experience here was completely marred by a young, undisciplined child whose mother could clearly care less about their child singing loudly and occasionally shrieking during the show. I am genuinely shocked that a parent actually thought that Mean Girls was an appropriate show to bring their 7-8 year old kids to. They constantly kicked the wall behind my seat, sang along to all of the songs, even attempted to throw toys over the rail and down the steps. If this parent happens to be reading this review, shame on you. This particular problem isn't the theater's fault, but holy moly. After reading pages of reviews here, this seems to be a normal problem here, yet it is not one that I have ever experienced at any other theater.
Yes, maybe this theater may look more elegant than other theaters, but they have a ridiculous number of bad seats that should not even be sold to patrons. If you come here, the lower price tag of amphitheater or limited view seats are absolutely not worth it.