Mario P.
Yelp
There are a thousand and one reviews here already. Does the zoo need one more? Yes. Because I have a story to tell.
You may not be able to tell from my profile picture, but I've a great, long mane of shaggy, red hair. And my zodiac sign is Leo. So, I've always kind of had a fascination for lions. I've liked to identify myself as one too. Lame, I know. But it's true.
I hadn't been to the zoo in years. It can be expensive to get in, y'see. But they were letting redheads get in for free to promote awareness for the endangerment of orangutans. I took advantage.
I was very eager to see the lion, but our route was calculated in such as way that we wouldn't see the lions until the end of the day. Finally, after all the other animals, which were kind of impressive, we came to the lion. The lionesses were right up to the front of the cage, and there was a pack of spectators enjoying the show. In the neighbouring cage, however, the male lion was sitting way in the back and paying no heed to his viewers.
Until I walked up to the cage. I don't know if the lion smelled admiration in me, or if it was some other stroke of luck, but the lion suddenly tensed and turned it's great, fearsome head around to stare right at me.
I froze.
The lion raised itself until it was standing on its four powerful legs and, without breaking eye contact with me, slowly approached the wall of the cage. It maintained eye contact with me the entire time, and we were but feet apart, staring at each other.
It was the greatest moment of my life.
And it was ruined by a friend. He put a top hat on my head, and I glared at him for embarrassing me in front of the noble creature. I tried to look back at the lion after having broken eye contact, but he'd lost interest. Still, I'll never forget that moment.