Daniel S.
Yelp
The last time I came here, I was about 9 years old and had the time of my life. I went again today, about 13 years later at the age of 26 and had a great time again! Obviously being a kid, you enjoy it much more than you would as an adult, but it has a lot of great things going for it to be considered a fun, family day out. I'm also good at math.
The safari is the whole point of this place - driving around in your own car to have animals all around you. Unless you have a sh*t box of a car like I do, I wouldn't take your own car as some of the animals love to peck at windows, pull side mirrors, etc. Monkey's are the major source of the issue, but the risk is probably what makes it so much fun. If you have a car better than mine, and most of you guys probably do, you can pay to go on a bus through the safari, which is a great option if you're worried. But then you can't go at your own pace.
After the safari, you can check out a small petting zoo, some animal shows featuring parrots, elephants, and prey birds; a scenic boat ride and train ride, a water park and jungle gym for the kids. Actually, most of this is just for the kids. I went with a friend of mine, and regretted not kidnapping some child before heading over here so we didn't feel awkward. We just walked close to families and pretended to be a part of the group. It worked.
We didn't have any of the food, but after seeing the prices, I'm glad I had a big breakfast. Bring your own food unless your're willing to cough up the big bucks.
Overall, this place isn't that big- but for what it is, it's great for the kids and a must-see at least once. It's like the zoo, but cooler since you're driving around, and not walking the entire time killing calories. If you're lazy like me, this should appeal to you. Conserve those calories and check out this place!