David G.
Yelp
I made an appointment for 90 minutes with Marie. There were scheduling difficulties, but I'll put those aside because the appointment was so stunningly disappointing. First, they meet clients in a cheesy rent-a-suite. Maria spends10 minutes with basic questions until she got to the one she really cared about: how much do you earn? I told her. A few questions about my ideal mate, followed by an offer to "take [me] on as a client," for six months for $20,000. I sat slack-jawed. I asked her if I could get a sense of what she could do, and she described this woman who might be my perfect mate, except she bore no resemblance to the woman I was looking for. Then she said she could do it for $10,000 for tomorrows. Barely 25 minutes had passed, but her next client had already showed up and she was growing impatient.
Here was favorite line: She asked me about physical attributes I wanted in a mate. There were none, she let out a sigh. Some of her clients had given specific requests, but she said with a sly smile, that they must be closeted gay men. WTF?
Oh, she offered to refund the meeting fee, which seemed decent since we met for only 30 minutes of a supposed 90 minute meeting, but truth be told, I'm not holding my breath.