Grace K.
Google
Pros: clean, smells nice, near the beach, good pastries
Cons:
This is my first time ever leaving a bad review, and unfortunately the stay really was that bad.
1.) WiFi
Does not work at all, despite asking for help continuously for 6 days (our entire stay). My sister brought her laptop to prepare for university applications and interviews, and I had business meetings. We were forced to use our own data and spent €40 on roaming data (we are tourists). I asked for help several times every day, spoke to many staff members, but nothing was fixed and no one seemed to care. Every time, they treated me like I didn’t know how to connect to WiFi and kept saying “just forget the WiFi and reconnect 😅.” As a Gen Z, I definitely know how to connect to WiFi. I told them I had already tried that, but they kept repeating the same unhelpful advice. I showed them in person, and they turned around and said it was my phone’s issue. I had 5 devices and none of them connected 😂. Even the technician and manager’s phone couldn’t connect. I eventually gave up and bought data instead. But I needed WiFi to buy more because I ran out. I went to reception hoping for some WiFi, but it was too weak and wouldn’t load anything. I had to walk to the nearest restaurant to borrow their WiFi just to buy more data, which is ridiculous. WiFi is listed in the room description, and for a 5-star hotel, this should be the bare minimum.
2.) Food
* Portions were extremely small for the price.
* Staff looked at me strangely when I didn’t order her recommendation—my sister is allergic to seafood, which is what she suggested.
* Breakfast buffet (€25): very disappointing. Limited options, dry food, juice not fresh, fridge not cold. Salmon and ham tasted strange, sausages were hard and stale. Scrambled eggs looked ashy and milky and tasted watery—I genuinely couldn’t taste the egg and wasn’t sure what I was eating.
* Food was not refilled often; even lettuce ran out.
* Restaurant only opens on certain days and times. For a hotel, especially with no restaurants nearby, this is unacceptable.
* I always love hotel food, but this was not it. I chose Uber Eats over hotel food, which says a lot.
* Staff do not approach or explain things; you have to go to them first. Minor compared to everything else, but confusing at the start.
3.) Phone
* Room phone cannot call outside numbers, which is very impractical for tourists.
* Reception line barely goes through and is almost always busy.
* Room service is extremely slow. Water and towels took 40 minutes, and I had to call 3 times to remind them.
4.) Room
* Door is very hard to shut; you have to slam it.
* Hotel staff opened my door without knocking or giving any notice. I was naked 😐
* Paid for a deluxe room, yet there is no bathtub—only a standing shower with no curtain, so the bathroom floor gets completely wet. (Description does say it’s a shower but just expected that from a 5 star hotel)
* Balcony “ocean view” is partly blocked by a tree.
5.) Location
There is nothing nearby. Taxis are expensive. Only convenient if you drive.
6.) Hotel layout - is confusing, cramped, difficult to navigate. The hotel is full of mosquitoes—I got bitten 7 times in 20 minutes.
Overall:
Not worth the price at all. Would never come back. Staff seemed nice on the surface but did not get things done and were not helpful. Every issue was met with “I’ll check with my colleague,” and nothing was resolved. If food matters to you, don’t expect much.
I’ve stayed in many 5-star hotels, and this has to be the worst. Ironically, even the stars at the hotel gate are partly rubbed off… lol