Albert T.
Yelp
Ah, Alpine Inn, one of the most recommended restaurants in the Black Hills. Famous for their limited menu for dinner (only two entree choices) and being cash only in an old-timey spot - what could go wrong? On a Mid-October weekday, we decided to drop in for dinner. By 6:30PM, when we arrived, there was a huge number of people waiting outside for seats. We put our names in and an estimate of 30-40 minutes was given.
Luckily we were in within about 10 minutes and since we had our orders picked out already, everything went quickly. No, seriously - since they have such a streamlined menu, everything goes quick here. Most of the food served at Alpine Inn is very efficiently batch cooked rather than made to order, so the waiters can bring out your food literally within a couple of minutes.
All entrees come with a wedge salad. In this case, the laziest wedge salad I've ever seen. Literally a wedge of iceberg absolutely doused in the most generic tasting ranch imaginable. They say it's homemade, I say it's made from a powdered seasoning mix. They ladle on so much dressing that it feels like you might as well be drinking a cup of ranch. Not to mention that the iceberg lettuce itself is quite haphazardly chopped, resulting in scraggly bits of lettuce sticking out every which way. I completely regret eating this salad - the ranch taste permeated every bite I had for the rest of the meal. This wasn't helped by the fact that they don't give you new utensils when you get the main entree, so be prepared to have the ranch dressing infest your steak as well.(2/5)
Bacon Wrapped Filet Mignon, 9oz ($17.95) - The filet itself is cooked medium rare, very tender with decent flavor. Less than $18 for this piece of meat, plus everything else, is an absolute steal. There's a piece of bacon wrapped around the meat, which I found totally unnecessary. Since the fat doesn't get rendered out much, the bacon is flabby and chewy. For some reason they had a random piece of lettuce trimming under the steak, like a sad piece of garnish. The filet comes with a baked potato - very typical, nothing special. In a cup on the side they give you a thick sour cream-like sauce that's quite herbaceous tasting, mixed with chives, that goes perfectly on top of the potato. Finally, they give you a piece of toast, which isn't fresh at all and instead is cold and soggy. (4/5)
Kaes Spaetzle Primavera ($15.95) - This dish is pure butter. First a pool of butter on the bottom of the bowl, then chewy spaetzel, a layer of melted cheese, and finally steamed veggies on top including zucchini, squash, bell pepper, and carrot. It's a very simple dish that can be put together in minutes. A lot of chefs say "fat is flavor" but in this case, there's a ridiculous amount of fat drowning the dish out and yet it still tastes very bland. Again, there's a random piece of lettuce, this time underneath the spaetzle bowl, and a sad cold piece of toast on the side. I feel like this dish is a complete afterthought - like they originally only had filet mignon on the dinner menu but people complained about not having a vegetarian option so they begrudgingly added this dish. (2/5)
Overall this meal felt like a child's concept of a fancy dinner with the exceptionally dim lighting, the way everything is served, the food selection, and the plate construction. Is Alpine Inn worth going to if you're in the area? Sure, given that it's a pretty good deal especially for the filet mignon and the fact that it's a Black Hills institution. Would I personally ever visit again? No way.
Bathrooms: Two absolutely tiny restrooms near the entrance. I have no idea how they manage to fit multiple stalls/urinals in such a small space.