Sir R.
Yelp
although I lost my virginity here, for the third time. after the rest of my stay, it was so bad I think I regained it. to star off, when I got to my room, it smelt like feet. once I put my stuff down and sat on my bed, I noticed a wet sorta sticky spot on the ground beside my feet. once I smelt it and tasted it I realized it was a pile of donkey jizz. because of that, when my girl came over to fuck, I had to hide the jizz with my pants. fml. the bed was ok, a little squeaky but it was hard to hear the sound well my girl was moaning crazy loud from me pegging her from behind. after she left, I got hungry, so I went to get some food. I got the mushroom chicken, as I was eating it I found hairs in it. yes, that was just extra protein for me, it was still hella gross. after about 20 minutes of eating the food, the toilet in the bathroom walked over to me, started dancing, at first it was like really hot because who doesn't love some good toiled ass here and there. but that wasn't all, midway through the dance the toiled jumped on my lap, not only did it my sex pants wet, but it also got my good pants I used to cover the donky jizz wet. because of that i had no choice other than to knock it out. (R.I.P jizzabell the twerking toilet) the first night was a little hectic, yes i added wipped creme to some girls taco, but the room was still shit. i said to myself "ima go to bed and it will be all good the next morning" i went to bed. the next morning i woke up do a donky fucking the maniger of the hotell in my room, after that i understood why i found a heaping pile of donky jizz on my floor. btw NOT COOL!!! anywase i went to order breakfast, and i orderd eggs and coke, i got eggs, but they added this sugar stuff on top of it, and they forgot the coke. anywase the eggs were good, after eating them i felt very very energised witch was good. with that energy i maniged to pack my stuff in my suit case, jack off on the bathroom floor as pay back for having donky jizz on my floor, and get out of there. all in all i think my trip to ottawa was semi good!