Bryan W.
Yelp
If you told me a few weeks ago that there existed another mammal more derpy and sillier than I was, I would have scoffed at you. With my spontaneous noises and stupid jokes, I couldn't possibly be bested!
But alas, my girlfriend and I just encountered the funniest mammal on the planet this past weekend: The elephant seal.
You see, for several months now we've been planning to visit Ano Nuevo State Park in Pescadero to see the elephant seals. Unfortunately, it had been near impossible to go during the winter since it was 1. raining and 2. tickets for the guided walks were sold out. But on Sunday, we were finally able to visit the seals for FREE because mating season was over. And boy was it SO WORTH the wait!
For those of y'all who aren't familiar with the elephant seal, they are gigantic seals that primarily dwell along the North Pacific (at least as far as Northern seals go). During parts of the year, large groups of them will migrate to the Bay Area. It's here that the males will fight for a mate, and then the females will eventually give birth to pups.
So bringing it back to this review ... why visit Ano Nuevo State Park?
First off, this state park was legit ELEPHANT SEAL CENTRAL! During our little excursion here, we found giant herds of them at two separate viewing areas. At each one, we were able to get within 25 feet of the elephant seals. From this distance, it was quite easy to witness their playfulness and goofiness. For example, some seals were swimming freely in the water, while others were flapping in the sand. My favorite part had to be when the seals were trying to crawl into the water. Because of their giant blubber, they had to pause every few seconds and take a break!
Secondly, the state park was absolutely gorgeous. From the scenic views of the ocean to the vibrancy of the spring flowers, this place was scenic beyond just the elephant seals. If you have time, I definitely recommend checking out Cove Beach for an opportunity to get close and personal with the water. Yep, there was actually a beach inside the park.
Furthermore, the trails leading to the seals were very short and accessible for people of all fitness levels. As of April 2018, there were two viewpoints you could get to: Bight Beach and South Point. Each was maybe about 1.5 miles one way; since the paths were flat and paved, it really didn't make long to get there (30 min at most) Best part was probably the final stretch before South Point because it was all sand! People who want more of a challenge, there are also other lengthier trails inside Ano Nuevo (
https://www.parks.ca.gov/pages/523/files/AnoNuevoFinalWebLayout2017.pdf).
Besides the seals and the landscape of the park, I really appreciated the professionalism and kind-hearted attitude of the workers at Ano Nuevo. For instance, I'm really thankful that one of the docents let us borrow his binoculars to peep on several male elephant seals. And, every one of the employees made sure that any questions we had were answered thoughtfully.
Ano Nuevo State Park sounds like it's pretty far away, but to be honest it is quite easy to drive here. The Park is probably around an hour away from either San Jose/South Bay Area or San Francisco. If you're coming from SJ, you can take Highway 17 down to Santa Cruz and then follow Highway 1 North to the park. From SF, you can either take Highway 1 all the way down (longer way), or go on 280, then 84, and then Highway 1 (quicker). In terms of admission, if you come during non-mating season like we did (anytime OUTSIDE of December 15-March 31), you only have to pay $10 for parking. Otherwise, it's $10 for parking + $11 for the guided tour. Personally, I think you'll have just as much fun without the tour because you'll be coming when it's warmer and when the flowers are in bloom!
For those of you who have taken Spanish before, you'll know that Ano Nuevo means New Year. Well if you're looking for a New Year's resolution, going to Ano Nuevo State Park should be one of them. This place is stunning, the elephant seals are a sight to see, and the park is pretty easy to get to from anywhere in the Bay. I give it an "Omg, I'd travel 2 hours for this" rating. This has probably been used before, but Ano Nuevo gets my SEAL of approval!
Have fun and prosper,