Amanda F.
Yelp
Amanda F:
Donny, look at these boots.
LOOK HOW COOL THESE BOOTS ARE!
Donny S:
Oh, yeah they're cool, I guess.
But won't your feet get cold?
Amanda F:
No! Those holes are precisely what MAKES THEM COOL.
Donny S:
Don't you have a pair just like those?
Amanda F:
NO! Those don't have HOLES in them. Plus, these are boots from PARIS!
Donny S:
(Gives Amanda F. a look that tells her exactly how many shits he does not give)
Amanda F, ever the attention-seeker, to unsuspecting French storekeeper:
MONSIEUR, REGARDEZ CES BOTTES! ELLES SONT SUPER COOL, N'EST-CE PAS?!?!
Storekeeper:
I mean...sure, I've seen them before, obviously.
Amanda F:
JE VAIS ACHETER CES BOTTES IMMEDIATEMENT!!!!!
Storekeeper"
You fucking American. Stop shouting.
Amanda F:
JE PEUX PORTER CES BOTTES MAINTENANT?!?!
I bought those boots, at 50% off while all the Frenchies laughed at me. But I got the coolest boots, at 50% off. So I like to think I got the last laugh.