Miriam W.
Yelp
We booked the 3 hour fireworks paddle, and when my husband suggested that the tandem kayak might be fun, I should have listened to him. It would have been a lot less work. My thinking was that this would be a fairly leisurely paddle and we'd have time to travel side by side and enjoy the trip together. What I failed to do was to really look at a map to see this outpost's location, which is up near Clybourn Corridor. It's a long way to Lake Michigan, about an hour and 20 minutes of fairly rigorous paddling. After a helpful orientation, which some didn't really listen to (more on that later), we started our guided tour through the calm waters but ho hum scenery of the North Branch. There were 3 guides on our trip, and they did a lot of coaching and cheering us on, making sure we were all doing our best to keep up. Once we made it to the downtown section we stopped so our lead guide could instruct us on how to deal with the wakes created by larger vessels and the currents we'd be encountering. He also made sure we were traveling in a tighter pack, as now we'd have to stay to the right to avoid the many boats on the river. This is when our ride turned into a game of bumper kayaks, with inexperienced paddlers and those who hadn't learned to use their oar as a rudder (orientation? What orientation?) bumping into me pretty much constantly. In their defense, it was a windy night, which makes a difference with something as light as a kayak, and made for some choppy conditions. And we were too large a group; in these waters, 20 is too many. Often, when the guide stopped to instruct us, I couldn't hear him at all, as we were too spread out, and, a couple of times, I hadn't made it up to the lead pack to hear everything. People were also stopping to take pictures, which I don't fault them for, but pileups are inevitable whenever anyone in the front stops. This isn't a dangerous situation, but it was annoying, and there wasn't any attempt by the guides to make it better, until I got vocal about my frustration. We made it to the lake for 15 minutes of fireworks, then it was a long hour and 20 minutes back.
More info on their website would be helpful. Their only caveat for participation is that you should have "some athletic ability", which I do, but I still struggled with the length of this trip and the almost constant paddling. I think if they were honest about the length and difficulty of this tour, less people would sign up, and they know that. There are kayak rentals and tours much closer to the city, and the ones we saw had less people. They looked like they were having fun, even letting us go ahead, as their guide explained to them that we had a lot further to go than they did. Yup.