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Not to be confused with the Arlington Mammarial Bridge, which is the one which girls are constantly crossing while topless. It's a much more fun and less somber bridge than this one.
So I drove from Atlantic City to Washington recently. It was my AC-DC drive. And it took me all night long. So I have a NYC heart but I'm a bit of a DChead.
I had no choice but to review the AMB today, having seen President Biden cross it in his motorcade today. It was an inspirational and moving and relieving day, being rid of the white nationalist terrorist-inciting billionaire Putin-clone 1% frontman, and getting an actual President to go with all of the other excellent Presidents we've had.
The Arlington Memorial Bridge has a lot of very special memories for me. It smells and looks and sounds like freedom, and I'm aware I sound trite as hell when I say that.
When I first came to America as a sixteen-year-old and walked around Boston and New York and Washington DC by myself all day for several days in a row, taking buses at night and sleeping on the buses, this was the place. Those were the times. And honestly those were the days. Somehow I can barely remember it. But oh those days. Oh to be 16 again and know what we know now?! Walking all the way from the Greyhound bus station on the other side of Washington DC out here to Arlington Cemetery on a very hot Summer's day carrying all my stuff. Trekking across this beautiful long bridge. Looking at the wide-open flat-looking DC, and feeling lonely and yet fulfilled.
Those were the days before my Uncle lived here. He lives here now. I later went to school here. I later played shows here, when on tour. Crossed this bridge so many times over the years. But I'm so glad that Biden crossed it today as President.
As for DC? It's still one of the greatest cities in the country and one of the best cities to visit especially as a first-timer because of all the great landmarks and tourist attractions in different neighborhoods and how walkable and Visually appealing the city is.
So if your Grandpa is way too SLEAZY
And his advances make you QUEASY
And his breathing is way too WHEEZY
Wandering hands all clammy and GREASY
Walk out on him and come and SEE ME
I'll tell you pick up lines that are cute and CHEESY
I'll whisper in your ear and make you feel EASY
And after, I'll take you for the best food in DC
WHAT
Now for some food recs in DC & NOVA.
Silk Road Choyhona - best Uzbek food.
Max's - best Israeli - get shawarma/falafel with all the add-ons & spicy stuff.
Sadie Ann's inside the Dutch Village Market, hot pretzels and banana shakes.
&pizza - just wow.
Falafel Inc - Love the prices and mission of the place too.
Sardi's - some of the best Peruvian chicken and sauce, ever.
Lovely Salvadoran food and drinks at Casita
Gyros from Yia Yia's and Plaka, Hard Times Cafe - delicious Chili Mac (Terlingua Red)... Late night, it has to be Kabob Palace
Torta at El Rulas in Manassas
Afghan and Persian food at Mazadar
The Burger Shack - the best
Treats -
Sno Cream Company inside The Block in Annandale
York Castle - crazy tropical flavors
Also, did you hear what happened when Robert Redford tried to get with Demi Moore in this town? It was an in-DC Proposal.
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My previous review said:
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But there's a nice bridge
So Arl me maybe?
One of the most famous and beautiful bridges in the country. It transports you across the river to the gravesites of John F Kennedy and Robert F Kennedy. And others with the middle initial F, I'd imagine. And the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and many others.
The other side is even more spectacular with the Lincoln Memorial right at the end of the bridge, and the 'Nam memorial right next to it.
Views along the river in both directions are stunning. You can see to Georgetown including the Kennedy Center (there's that name again) and the Watergate buildings (if you want to Nix something, that's where you get your Nix on).
Washington DC may be a lot of negative things but it is also very beautiful.
Now that's Arl I have to say about it.