Dheeh C.
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Oohhh, D.Cookiemaw like this place, yes-yes!
Place look unique. Me no know word for it... like a broken-up fortress, but clean! Me come just to stare at the walls and weird furniture. Worth the stomp-stomp just for the view.
The cocktails here... they are strange, strong, and make D.Cookiemaw feel sparkly! Me sip and eyes go wide. Other places charge too many shiny coins for drinks that taste like muddy water. Here? Good price, reasonable for peon budget, and the juice is sweet and mighty. Me feel like mighty warchief with my glowy drink!
The staff humies? Friendly! They no look scared of D.Cookiemaw's tusks. They talk and smile. Me feel safe to sit and grunt my orders. No pokey sticks or shouty voices!
D.Cookiemaw give this spot four and a half crumbs out of five! Me come back for more colorful magic water. Next time, maybe me bring bigger mug! OM NOM!