HELEN A.
Yelp
What a shame about the slow, sloppy, unfriendly service in this otherwise fabulous restaurant. I have tried lunch here three times and, each time, the food has been wonderful and the location simply can't be beat -- ultra-modern architecture and decor, fabulous views across the dreaming spires to the hills beyond -- but the service has been of such insouciant slovenliness as to make the experience overall not-great and definitely not good value. This is a pricey, upscale place, but the wait staff seem to be more interested in acting posh than actually providing anybody with, uh, food and drink. It's not rocket science -- you just have to give a good goddam. Last time I went here, it took 90 minutes to complete a two-course lunch and, on several occasions, there was simply nobody to be found to help with an order or query for many minutes at a time. On each occasion, also, I have been accompanied by an elderly parent or two, and no acknowledgement of the possibility that they might need some extra attention was given. I'm over you, Ashmolean Dining Room. You're like the dazzlingly beautiful and intelligent boyfriend who forgets my birthday -- you never really cared about me, did you? I have more self-respect now. I'll find someone who does.