Assyrtico
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Assyrtico

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Caldera views, local dishes, Greek wines, ice cream

rude staff
coffee
seafood
greek salad
grilled veggies
red donkey beer
moussaka
friendly staff
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Assyrtico by null
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Φηρά, Thira 847 00, Greece Get directions

€5–10

Restroom
Accepts reservations
Family friendly
Vegetarian options
Credit card accepted

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Φηρά, Thira 847 00, Greece Get directions

+30 2286 022463
3Dandstlprobables

€5–10

Features

•Restroom
•Accepts reservations
•Family friendly
•Vegetarian options
•Credit card accepted
•Debit card accepted
•Contactless accepted
•Free Wi-Fi

Last updated

Jan 17, 2026

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Jose R.

Google
Great place to stop and cool off after a morning hike up the Karavolades Stairs. Had a refreshing strawberry drink. Will be back for a Berger later. Nice outdoor eating area with flexible seating. They also have ice cream and mixed drinks. Came early in the morning so there was few people. Fast service. Very friendly staff.

THE E.

Google
We spent the day in Santorini while oh a cruise thru the Mediterranean. After walking all around the town we picked this place for lunch. And of course I had to try a Red Donkey beer which was very taste. For lunch, we had seafood, grilled veggies and a Greek salad. All delicious.

Elsa & Bryan S.

Google
This was by far the WORST customer service experience we’ve ever had. We ordered a green smoothie, and it tasted immediately off - sandy, sour, and made our tongues tingle. Concerned (especially since we were sharing it with our 2 year old daughter), we politely brought it to the staff’s attention. Instead of listening, they dismissed us with “Well, it’s just your taste, other people like it.” We explained we regularly drink green smoothies and this was clearly not right, but they refused to acknowledge it and told us “well, there is nothing we can do. We don’t do exchanges.” We understand if that’s their policy, but what was unacceptable was the complete lack of care and the dismissive, rude attitude. We’ve run a restaurant for over 10 years ourselves, so we know food quality issues can happen. The difference is how you handle it. Instead of empathy or professionalism, we were met with denial and hostility. The gentleman behind the counter (the one who served us today) escalated things further. When I took a photo of the menu, he shouted at me to delete it and told me “YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.” When I reminded him we were paying customers, he said “STOP TALKING TO ME”. I asked to speak to management and was flatly denied. The other staff showed the same lack of care. It was incredibly upsetting especially on our last day in Santorini, where we had otherwise experienced wonderful hospitality everywhere else. I would give this place a negative rating if I could. Serving a bad product is one thing. Treating customers with disrespect and hostility is another. If you value kindness, professionalism, or even basic courtesy, I strongly recommend avoiding this restaurant.

jerry Z

Google
The staff is rude. Tried to use the bathroom and buy a coffee and snack. Wanted to wash my hands before ordering. The man said I needed to buy first. Now why would we buy a coffee and ice cream before washing our hands? WEIRD. i even tried to explain and he got rude and mad at me.

Peter Rock Steady C.

Google
Good place to stop to take a break with ice cream. Late October price is 2.5 euros per cup. Not too bad.

Erik

Google
Surely one of the best restaurant in santorini I tried! The venue is big and fit big capacity. Tried their local menu and it was really good! Tried their specials off menu,seafood spaghetti and it was amazing. Their moussaka is so good! Recommended for all who want to try their local cuisine! Service was excellent. All just perfect!

Neil F.

Google
Was craving a mid-morning iced cafe latte, and was not disappointed. Relaxed and restful.

Jorge N.

Google
Terrible service. The guy taking orders was rude — when I simply asked about coffee options, he laughed and said “I don’t know.” My girlfriend asked for napkins, and the girl at the counter replied with, “For what? Why do you need napkins?” Completely unprofessional and disrespectful. The experience was uncomfortable from start to finish. Avoid this place if you can; there are plenty of better options around.