Quinn P.
Yelp
BEWARE! SCAMMERS!! Check the prices, do your own calculations for your bill, and check your receipt to ensure it's correct before paying! So embarrassed that i even considered sitting at this tourist trap for drinks. I'm appalled at myself for being so deliriously tired and desperate to sit down anywhere that I would voluntarily take a coffee at this SCAMMY cafe and tourist hell trap but my feet were hurting badly and needed a break. Anyway, service is suppose to be included in France as its the law. This is also stated on their menu and on the receipt that the service is included but yet, they still tried to SCAM US...TWICE. We wanted to end our night at Montmartre for the views of the city and we only sat here to take a coffee so we can rest our aching feet as we were so exhausted from the days activities and I couldn't manage to walk any further to find a real locals' cafe to sit at. So we resorted to this scammer's cafe. I would never elect to go here otherwise. I blame my fatigue and delirium. This place always looked like a scam and quintessential tourist trap. Anyway, my partner ordered a single espresso and I had the chocolat viennois. I already had low expectations but my god, this cafe has the worst chocolat viennois in the whole of France. We made sure to order in French from the French menu so there would be no funny business. Anyway, the waiter charged us for a crepe and ice cream instead, thinking we wouldn't notice and just ignorantly pay. I brought this to their attention and then another guy comes out and gives us another 'corrected' receipt but adds an additional 2 euros to our bill. Honestly, I was too tired to deal with this bs and just paid it. I'm super vigilant about the bill and prices and know what amount I am to pay before asking for the bill just to ensure I'm not being scammed at these touristy hot spots. I believe they charged us for the "American menu" in English instead of the French menu even tho we ordered in French off the French menu. If there's 2 menus or more that they offer in other language for tourists, some of these places will overcharge as the prices will be different. It's illegal to do this. The inflated tourist prices that are different from their standard French menu goes against French law but they still do it. They still overcharge tourists, so you're paying 1 or a few euros more than if you were to order directly from their French menu. So if you're holding a menu in a different language, then always compare the prices you see against their standard French menu prices and if you can, stick to ordering from the French menu when you're at a super touristy place like this. I was aware of this but wasn't sure why an additional euro was added to each of our orders when we clearly were holding the menu in French with the prices stated and service included. I wanted to point this out, that we were yet again being overcharged, but I was too exhausted to deal with them now for the second time and just ended up overpaying. Whatever, it's only 2 euros but I'm still reporting them to signal.conso.gouv.fr/en/cafe-restaurant/faire-un-signalement bc I loath scammers. This only reinforced my disgust for this contemptible tourist hot bed of Montmartre. Gross. AVOID AT ALL COST. I never go to places like this for these exact reasons but my feet were throbbing. It was naive to think we weren't gonna be scammed in Montmartre if we spoke French. Lesson learned! Always be on guard when you're in these slimey tourist hot spots.