Shane W.
Yelp
Beyoncé, JayZ, blah blah blah ate here. How do we know? Giant pictures of them in front.
Supposedly the nicest dinner in Capri. Fully booked yesterday. Got a 730 reservation today.
I'm writing this review as we eat.
Get here at 7:10, ask if we could wait for our 730 reservation as my wife wanted to shop a little down the block. They said better to sit now. Surely we can wait for our actual reservation time. No.
Ok. We sit. Where do we want to sit? Anywhere except on the street tables.
Why? Because they are reserved. Reserved how? What did our reservation entail? I see no less than 5 tables open on the street. We take table closest to the street, inside. (In the picture, you'll see both the celebrities they display and the completely open tables that they refuse to allow anyone to sit in. Except for charming Italian people it appears.)
Waiter comes to take our order at 7:25, sigh could have walked down to the shop wife wanted to see.
Waiter doesn't bring olive oil and vinegar with bread. We ask on his next go around. He brings them.
Oops, nothing to pour them in. Waitress realizes 10 minutes last, brings them.
Breads decent.
Pizza margarita is good, saltier than the others in Naples. Came out 30 minutes after order.
Spaghetti with anchovies is somehow under seasoned? Wish they would have offered cheese, salt, anything really... but no just a single candle and a flower. Condiments aren't stylish enough I suppose. Came out 50 minutes after order.
Shrimp fried 3 ways, comes out 75 minutes after our order. 30 euro = 6 small shrimp. Not even the batter or sauces were interesting.
Water has been empty all meal. Finally getting asked if we want more. Yep, sure could use water refilled once during a multi course meal.
Do we want desert? Ha, no.
Annnnnnd meal finished. Still hungry despite ordering 3 courses. And it appears they now are allowing reservations to sit on the street. Yep fuck this overhyped mess of a place.
Go to Anacapri/Capri and actually read the yelp reviews. There's a reason this place is expensive and poorly rated. Too busy looking for celebrities to seat at their outside tables to focus on the common folk.
We've had delightful meals at the top 5 yelp reviews restaurants in Capri/Anacapri. We went off script for this one, I guess the celebrity photos work after all.