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If one could avoid this resort, I would advise it at all costs; however, you may have no other option as this resort has locked up the market in Uluru-Kata Tjuta. This was the most overpriced and worst hotel experience of my life. And I'm no stranger to travel. If you do stay there, book the cheapest room you can find. This isn’t a luxury resort by any stretch.
Since all guests generally arrive at the same time (limited daily inbound flights), you’ll wait in line at the front desk for check-in. The person at reception greeted my cooly and showed zero warmth throughout the process. I tried to ask a question, and she abruptly cut me off, saying, “let me finish what I’m doing first.” I wanted to say something be held my tongue. Not a good start.
I had booked a room with a view of the rock and paid extra, fully expecting extra. After checking in, four of us schlepped our luggage around 250 yards to our room which was part of a separate building of 6-8 units on two floors. We picked the short straw and got a unit on 2F, forcing us to lug heavy baggage up the stairs.
The double room we booked was extremely dated and unacceptable ($735.00 per night for 2 queen beds). I have attached photos. There was water staining all the way up the toilet bowl, a rusty bathtub, and a stained shower curtain that looked like it had never been washed. It was generally a decrepit room. Sitting on the balcony the last morning, sipping coffee, and looking across 12 miles of desert at the rock was my only positive memory of this hotel.
I went back to reception the first evening and booked a separate room for my daughter and her partner for around $240.00 per night, roughly one third the price of our room with the purported view. By some fortune of bad luck, I was served by the same receptionist. She wore the same dour expression and displayed body language signaling that she’d prefer to be anywhere but where she was. I asked if she could take a bit off the double room and she refused. The new room was generally in better condition than ours, but still had a large, moldy water stain on the ceiling.
When they sent me a survey, they asked what it would take for me to award them a 9-10 rating. This is how I responded:
"Another 100 years of improving your service. More professional staff. Clean, maintained rooms. An elevator in buildings or free porter service. You expect guests to roll their own luggage 200-300 yards over an uneven sidewalk and then hoist it up a flight of stairs? For $735 USD per night? Get real. I was stunned to see a moldy shower curtain, rusted tub, and severely stained toilet. One can mitigate mineral deposits, but it costs (e.g., water softener, etc.). The most professional and courteous person on your staff (front desk) was an American, not Australian. That’s pretty sad. You have a captive tourist market and I’m quite certain none of this feedback will change anything."
And it didn't. This is the response they sent back:
"Dear Guest,
Thank you for taking the time to complete our guest satisfaction survey.
We are sorry to read that your stay at Desert Gardens Hotel did not meet your expectations. The satisfaction of our guests and our ability to provide an exceptional Red Centre experience are very important to us, and it is disappointing that we fell short on this occasion.
We hope you were still able to enjoy exploring the Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park, and we thank you for choosing to visit Ayers Rock Resort.
Kind regards
Dxxxxx”
ChatGPT couldn’t have responded any better or any worse.