Jeffrey Y.
Yelp
Overpriced and Out of Synch with Itself.
Double birthday dinner, and we were treated to an unexpected and slow sinking disaster of Titanic proportions. Not worth the high prices charged for tasting menu. Shout out to Nestor for least some effort and being patient.
Decor/ambiance. Loud next to the Mai Tai Bar. Not really good for the intimate or cozy experience we were hoping for in a place that forces you to buy their overpriced tasting menu. Confused here: Nice white paneled wood and molding on the inside in a crazy ensemble with the tackiest 90's Home Depot furniture ever. Corian table tops? And the most uncomfortable wicker chairs. What are we in, The Cheesecake Factory? (For the record, I like The Cheesecake Factory, but we paid Michelin prices.)
Bread. Parmesan crisps. Like chips; salty but decent. Soft French bread. Special salted butter. Good.
Asparagus salad. If totally into a more raw (cooked, though) asparagus flavor, go for it. Otherwise, not really refreshing as a salad must be -- absent an amuse buche. Do not recommend.
Beet Salad. Actually decent. Various colored beets with delicious cream sauce. Perfect palate balancing act: the two kept this one interesting. Recommend.
Cold Poached Scallops. The coconut vinaigrette mix was actually pretty good. Never thought cold scallops would be this tasty. Recommend.
Tuna poke. Way too salty, but I forced myself to eat it because I paid for it. Could feel my arteries hardening, and there wasn't enough wonton crisps to attenuate the saltiness. Had to take many pieces of the free baguette to eat it. Even the tasteless paper thin radish slices didn't help. Avoid.
Wagyu Striploin. Recommended by chef to be served medium rare. I actually found this meat to be a bit tough and would have been better medium. Some extra chewy bits ruined its consistency and texture for me. And damn, the salt again! By itself, the meat was a level of bearable salty. But somehow, combining it with all of the other ingredients made it unbearably salty -- especially after having forced myself to consume the salty tuna earlier. Server sent it back, and they supposedly removed the finishing salt. Holy crap, still salty, but at least the meat was somewhat edible by itself. Potato purée was good and salted down, but the dark sauce was definitely too salty. The Swiss chard also salted, and by itself was good. And the fried king mushrooms paired well with the purée. But in combination, complete train wreck like Spider-Man 3. Skip this one hard.
Kampachi. Prepared with various greens, and some word shrimp and fish cake -- which had a consistency like an egg cake. Quite good, actually. Crispy skin was a nice touch. All ingredients coalesced into a rather masterful (though somewhat messy looking) symphony of flavors and textures to keep the mouth humming along til the end. Recommend wholeheartedly.
Baked Alaska Spumoni. This was a joke, right? Akin to the Holy Roman Empire, this disaster dessert was a walking oxymoron: it was neither spumoni nor baked Alaska. I've had both desserts before, and I love them both. Funny when the server questioned me on the spumoni, and I said yeah, I just had it last week, so trust me when I tell you what spumoni is. So when this came out, let's just this is the hybrid dessert that you never asked for. Sure, they did the look of the baked Alaska up top, but the texture and taste? Nope. And spumoni is supposed to be three distinct and delicious flavors of creamy ice cream: nope again. Just a sad looking and flavor muted green mess inside a half shell of chocolate. Sweet and eaten, yes, because I paid for it. And they put a candle on it and did the whole hammy birthday schtick, so I was peer pressured. Pass.
Russian Honey Cake. Layers of honey cake with some white crème fraiche in between. Light and not too sweet. Reminded me pleasantly of a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios. Actually recommend. Maybe ask for some more crème fraiche on the side.
Keiki menu. We got the fish for our daughter. Decent food but nothing special. First course fruit bowl was surprisingly bad. Honeydew was not ripe; cantaloupe not ripe; blueberries not ripe. Only thing good was pineapple because Hawaii.
Overall, far too many misses. Level of value for the money is just not there. The wife left feeling bad we spent the money after a fantastic meal at Hy's the night before, so she actually wanted me to rate Azure a single star. Service was decent, but many dishes were just slow coming out. And though we complained, no manager was ever brought out. Of note, the piano music with the live piano player was great and was able to take 2 song requests. So much better than the incongruous mix of music over the PA. Good luck, whatever you decide!