Hynek Dockal
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We weren’t sure what to expect when visiting this beach, but we definitely didn’t expect this magnitude of excellence.
We were immediately greeted by a lovely, energetic lady who separated us by gender, making sure to preserve the old traditions of this magnificent beach. Speaking of history, the whole place looked like Caesar and Fabio Fognini could swim here without the surroundings changing, Italians are definitely great at maintaining their heritage.
Honestly, the best thing about this beach wasn’t the lovely man furiously masturbating in the sea, boosting our self-esteem, but the efficiency of guest management. If you swim near the borders, a large piece of turd will alert you to get back to shore, something I haven’t seen in other countries yet.
Sometimes, a problem some facilities face is long wait lines for the toilets. Don’t worry, Italians thought of that too, adding electrical sparks to the flush systems to deter anyone from overspending time in the cabin.
Honestly, we were amazed by this Italian engineering, and we might come back in a few years if this place changes.
Love from 🇨🇿
5/5 Keep being great, Italia.