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Alex K told me to try this place when I was in Greenpoint, which is an area named after a certain environmentalist's very impressive manhood (his "Green Point"), and speaking of manhoods, did you know that this shop was never named Baker's Dozen until Alex K started coming here. They offered him free bagels if he showed them his "package", so he whipped out all twelve inches of it (trust me on this, I have it on very good authority from some Mafia friends), and they were so impressed by the "dozen inches" that they named their place "Biggest Dozen" because it was, well, the biggest dozen they'd ever seen. Over time the name was lost in translation like Bill Murray on February 2nd, and people incorrectly assumed that the name related to Baking rather than to the swollen package of my Buffalonian friend with the Brooklynish accent.
What to get: Everything Bagel with whatever cream cheese you fancy.
What else: My own personal cream cheese is also pretty tasty if you're up for it.
Having tried a good number of bagels in several boroughs, I can say that Baker's Dozen makes one of the best bagels you'll find in NYC. There are an unfortunate number of lesser-standard bagels around now, but there are still plenty of gems, and this is right up there as one of the top few in Brooklyn and the top ten in NYC. It's also extremely cheap, cheaper than the "tourist trap" bagel spots of Manhattan and Williamsburg.
Each time, I order an everything bagel with some delicious homemade cream cheese on it, such as onion, jalapeno or olive. It's absolutely divine. I shared half of it with my travelling companion, but I could have easily eaten the whole thing myself, it was that good. The dough is so fresh and moist, the taste is fantastic, it's quintessential NYC bageldom, the thing is so plump and scrumptious and well-formed, and the cream cheese is always fantastic.
As I said about nearby Bergen Bagels, they're definitely among the top 5 bagels in Bklyn and the top 10 bagels in NYC, and with all due respect, the top 10 bagels in NYC are probably the top 10 bagels in the USA, in fact the world. Even that one in East London, on Brick Lane, as good as it is, doesn't really make a Harvey Dent in the top 10 list because of the NYC places. Maybe it could be high up on the "best of the rest" list but nothing more.
Baker's Dozen, though, is well inside the top ten, so get yourself over here and give it a try. It's not one of the most fashionable bagel shops and isn't as busy when I've been there as it should be, so come and do something about that and enjoy one of NYC's best bagels.
And seriously, thank you very much to Alex K for recommending it to me. He was "bang on". And speaking of banging, and Alex K, you should check out his "Baker's Dozen" sometime. I have no idea how the Japanese girls handled it, but if you're in the USA and you want to try, it may be available for a limited time only. You never know when he's going to disappear back to Okinawa or Oklahoma or Okobogee Lake or Okcupid. Oh wait I think he's already on Okcupid? Idk. Well go on there and search for "guys with a dozen" and he'll probably come up. So to speak.