Sakdinant Riangkrul
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Pineapple Valley Golf Club – Where My Slice Met Its Match
As a proud 12-handicapper (on paper—on-course performance may vary), I rolled into Pineapple Valley Golf Club with optimism, fresh golf balls, and just enough self-confidence to believe I might break 85. Spoiler alert: I did not.
First off, let’s talk about the views. They’re so good, I almost forgave myself for topping my first tee shot 40 yards into a bush. The course is carved beautifully into the Hua Hin hills, and while it’s stunning, it’s also sneakily designed to test every ounce of your mental stability—and your short game.
Fairways? Immaculate. Greens? Fast enough to make you question every life decision that led to a four-putt. The undulations here are no joke. I read one green like a novel… and still ended up three feet short.
The layout is a perfect blend of “wow” and “why did I try that?” You’ve got elevated tee boxes that make you feel like Rory (until you actually hit), and water hazards that seem to be magnetically attracted to Pro V1s. I personally donated three.
The caddies are legends—equal parts golf whisperer, therapist, and comedian. Mine gave me a read on the 14th that was so good I sank the putt and briefly considered proposing.
All in all, Pineapple Valley is a must-play. It’s beautiful, brutal, and blissful all at once. If you’re a 12-handicap like me, expect a rollercoaster round filled with the full range of human emotions… and maybe bring a backup glove for when yours gets sweaty from both nerves and humidity.
Would I play it again? In a heartbeat. Would I score better? Probably not. But at least I’d look good doing it.