Kevin Stelling
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This place is so overrated. The piña colada was just okay, not worth going out of your way for. You can get a better one pretty much anywhere. The food was completely unimpressive. Nobody at our table finished their plate and we all said “meh…” when we asked how each other’s dishes were.
The wait time to be seated ended up being short, even though it was Memorial Day weekend. The host thought it would be 20-30 minutes, but it was only around 10. We went mid-afternoon, probably around 2:30.
The waiter asked how many piña coladas we wanted as soon as we sat down, which was kind of funny, but he didn’t mean it as a joke- the restaurant uses their claim to have invented the drink as their bread and butter, so it’s probably the first thing most people say when they sit down. The piña coladas aren’t fresh made, they’re in a big row of those mixer machines behind the bar and they just fill up your cup and throw in a cherry and a paper umbrella.
I ordered the coconut shrimp and there was zero coconut flavor- it actually tasted like they just dumped some Alfredo sauce over the shrimp. It was served alongside some plain rice and steamed baby carrots and a single hunk of broccoli.
There’s a guy playing guitar and singing to each table- he was really talented and friendly, so I’m not complaining, but I know a lot of people find that awkward, so warning you ahead of time!
We didn’t have cash to tip him with, but he just asked what song we wanted and not *if* we wanted a song, so I guess it comes with the territory, though we did feel a little guilty.
Overrated place that has low standards because they have a guaranteed stream of tourists. Find someplace better. This place isn’t worth your time or your money.
The pictures are after we were done eating. Nobody leaves this much good food on their plate. This was not good food. Waste of time and money.
There were also dead fly bits all over the wall by the table, which was enough for one of our group members to decide not to oder food at all- she definitely made the right call.