Iain T.
Yelp
As much as I'll sound like a snob here, it's always good to see how the other half live.
The Barras Market in Glasgow is legendary for flouting the law and providing all manner of stolen and counterfeit goods to the fine people of the city. There isn't a great deal you can't get hold of in this place, and lets be honest, if you're willing to go there and purchase their wares, you're no better than they are for selling them.
It amazes me that this place is so overlooked, I think it is tolerated by Glasgow Council simply because it's part of Glasgow's people and it's history. And because it gives the cops something to do on a Sunday morning.
On my first visit I witnessed what I can only describe as a token Police raid, and I must say it was impressive to see just how quickly the young rascals can melt into the background. The first indication you get is the local dickers starting to twitch and look uneasy when they sense something is wrong (although this could be down to the withdrawal symptoms they are having from their mandatory smack habit). Then, like a Palestinian terrorist fleeing from an indiscriminately aimed barrage of proportional Israeli retaliation, they give a shout to their pals, turn and leg it, mopping up any incriminating items on the way. In come the cops, a slap on the wrist here, a wag of the finger there, and they're off, job done. It's almost comedic to stand and watch.
It's probably worth avoiding the "meat" from the butcher. This guy is overly keen to give you a bargain price, which makes me suspicious. My mate bought some sausages off him once, which on closer inspection looked more like the reproductive organs of a goat than a pork filled treat. Tasted good though.
I wouldn't buy the towels either. While getting a whiff of a Chinese sweat shop every time I dried off would certainly stimulate the appetite, I would prefer to be ignorant of the plight of my towel's maker.
Saying that, even though this place is a hotpot of local crime and skullduggery, I've never felt threatened or uneasy whilst there, and I would urge any resident or visitor of Glasgow to pay a visit, if nothing else you may come away with a bargain, or get a cheap dinner for the kids.