Carli S.
Yelp
The 3 stars are for a beautiful ambience, wonderful service, and quality/freshness of produce. That's where it ends completely for us. I waited a couple weeks to write the review because at the time I probably would have rated it lower after spending upwards of $60 for 2 drinks and 2 appetizers, and going somewhere after to get some great food which is everywhere in PV!
The server was sweet and knowledgeable, we ordered 2 completely different mixed cocktails at a pretty steep price, no problem with that as long as they are good, they were not. Both looked and tasted exactly the same, both orange...
(no not fresh orange juice, I saw the bartender pouring juice mix out of a carton) and weak. We mentioned it to our server as one was supposedly strawberry and the other pineapple, she also looked a bit confused and brought one back to the bartender. I was facing the bar so it was pretty clear after she explained she situation to him, he shook his head and argued with her. Again she tried to explain that we got 2 of the same drinks, he had a bad attitude and instead of making a new drink decided to add to that one. Well, no surprise that it came back nearly the same as before, okay lesson learned; we wouldn't order anymore expensive cocktails here.
At this point we had already placed an order with the server for 2 appetizers, a duck taquito dish and a fried mushroom dish. They came out quickly and looked pretty.
The taquitos were as bland as could be, the sauces under seasoned, the lentils which were on top of them also under seasoned, the "duck" did not look or taste like duck. It tasted like bland chicken which again, no seasoning.
We were both really looking forward to the mushroom dish and it was somehow even worse.
Again, same garnishes/sauces as the last dish; so, not seasoned... again, and the mushrooms were all chunks of watery portobello. The breading was puffed amaranth (which can be delicious) but just tasted granular and again no salt, no spice, no pepper even.
We tried to make the best of it, with our watery orange drinks, ate about half of each of the dishes, paid the bill, which was pretty expensive and left.
I'm not sure exactly why this place gets such great reviews other then attention from the chef, but had to be honest here. We met another couple a few nights later at a fantastic local restaurant (again so plentiful out here!) and they were in total agreement sharing a similar experience.
Wish I could've written a better review, but with two lame weak drinks, and two lukewarm, under seasoned dishes, this is the best I could do.