Lottie F.
Google
If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of chilly water, confusing parking, and financially questionable snacks all in one day Bavarian Blast Water Park is your destination.
Let’s start with the parking lot, which feels like it was designed by someone who’s never actually driven a car. By the time you find a spot, you’ll have circled long enough to qualify for a NASCAR warm-up lap.
Once inside, you’ll notice that the water is chilly enough to make you question every life choice that led to this moment. On the bright side, the chill will keep you awake while waiting for your kids to finish their fifth ride down the slides, which, to be fair, are actually pretty great. The variety is impressive and they’re well-maintained.
Pro tip: Bring your ID. You’ll need it to buy a day pass, rent a towel, buy a drink, and possibly to confirm your identity after the shock of food prices. Speaking of which — the food is so expensive that you’ll start checking the menu for financing options. You cannot bring your own food and drinks.
Cleanliness? A+. The park is spotless. Even the bathrooms looked like they’d been scrubbed by Disney cast members with something to prove.
Now, about that wave pool — it was down during our visit, which was disappointing. You’d think a closed main attraction might mean a discount, but apparently, Bavarian economics work differently.
The cabanas are $279 (plus park entry for up to 12 people). Pricey, yes, but not outrageous if you split it — and they make a good base camp for when you need to regroup after sticker shock at the snack bar.
And the crown jewel: the adults-only swim-up bar. Great vibe, solid TV placement for watching the game, but the drinks are weak and the prices are strong — the opposite of what anyone wants. The water here is warm.
Come for the slides, stay for the chill (literally), bring snacks (wish you could) and brace your wallet. With a few tweaks — like functioning waves, cheaper food, and drinks that actually taste like drinks — this place could be a splash.
Would I go again? Probably... but only if my cabana comes with a space heater and a loan officer.