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Nice room. I got the junior suit. When I checked in, I was handed my room key in a little folio that had info about the hotel and amenities. One of the items that caught my eye was "24 Hour Room Service". Sweet! The room service menu was extensive, although I doubted they would be offering the entrees at midnight.
When I returned to my room, late, I picked up the phone to place a sandwich order. Not looking for the hangar steak! The applewood bacon-turkey sandwich would be fine.
Tried calling room service and front desk several times, no answer. I went down to the front lobby, no one there. I saw a sign that said "vending 3", so up to the third floor to check out the vending options. Soda machine only.
One last try at the lobby. As I walked through the lobby, a motion near the empty front desk caught my eye. A man in the office behind it was staring at me. Not moving, not asking if I needed help. Just staring. I said, "Hello?" and he finally stood up and came to the front desk.
I asked, "Do you have 24 hour room service?"
He said, "Not really. No"
I asked, "What does 'not really' mean? It says here, 24 hours"
He said "Well we have some sandwiches in the back here. What do you want?"
I said, "A sandwich will be fine". We agreed on a turkey sandwich and he handed me a plastic container.
As I went up to my room, I saw the container had a date of 2/16 on it. It is 1am 2/19. I prayed that wasn't the expiration date.
When I opened the container, it contained a "make it yourself" kit of individually plastic wrapped items: 2 slices of dry bread, some turkey, one tiny slice of cheese and one wilted leaf of lettuce.
No bacon, no mayo, no mustard. Just dry ingredients. That's what they call 24 hour room service at this place.
I haven't looked at my bill yet, anyone want to take bets on whether they charged me the full $12 for the turkey sandwich described on the menu?