Steven P.
Yelp
My lower life form and I were in town for the esports national high school championship.
My champion had asked for waffles the day before, so I took my child to Denver Biscuit Company, also reviewed, which does not have waffles but does have waffle fries.
Using Yelp, I find Beer Kitchen, which does have waffles.
Beer Kitchen was a pleasant spring day walk from our beautiful Kansas City hotel. There appears to be parking, but it wasn't a concern as I took in the gorgeous Kansas City landscape.
There were a few other patrons in Beer Kitchen when my winner and I walked in. We were allowed to sit where we wished and see a charming window with a clever and well-placed glass bottle sculpture.
Beer Kitchen's menu is clear, and their tables are clean. Our waiter was polite in a very genuine way, as we experienced all Kansas City restaurants to be...
...Beer Kitchen only raised that bar of passion, product, presentation, and above all...
...the aspect of food that transcends all else: humanity.
At Beer Kitchen, you are part of history.
The food arrived hot, the aroma...
...our eyes feasted first.
My Street Fighter ordered a strawberry waffle which they loved.
Order the Chicken and Waffles, the only authentic post-colonialism American dish. The Belgium waffle searches to sponge flavor from the animal's butter or the tree's syrup...
...and the flesh of a bird, battered, deep-fried.
...the blood, the sacrifice.
Alone, either is good... but together, incredible.
I first cut my super smash brother a bite, who usually isn't very quickly impressed. By now, we had become spoiled... expecting this excellence, and Beer Kitchen delivered. Soon I learned what was worth ranting and raving over.
Just days before this experience, I had lied to my girlfriend and told her she made the best chicken I ever had.
Truth is...
...My friend Devron's grandma, made the best chicken. My girlfriend and that old lady would likely not read this review. Let me fully disclose that the chicken Beer Kitchen served me was hands down the best chicken I ever had. My girlfriend and that grandma are a distant second. Once I tasted it, I regretted sharing it with my son.
Yes, that good. Give them awards! Beer Kitchen is a national treasure.
You get the picture.
The price was agreeable. I felt like my family, and I had gotten the Beer Kitchen family discount.
I am deeply grateful for the experience provided to make breakfast a two-player game.
Thank you, owner(s), management, and staff, for the best Kansas City offers...
...becoming a cooperative would make you something to aspire to.
Until then, you will continue inspiring 5-star reviews.
With the best love,
-Rojo Bb X