Kat
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The attached restaurant is great. The rooms, not so much. Beds are rough. Nightmare to take a shower longer than 5 minutes because the shower head pulverizes you with pressure, and soaks the floor near the tub due to the ricochet of water bullets. You can’t even change the direction of the shower head to prevent it from happening and try as you might to close the shower curtains they shan’t stop the flooding.
No microwave in rooms to heat up some self-bought breakfast in the AM since they don’t provide any, just one microwave in the lobby but obviously no plates or cutlery to make it any easier. The super 8 at 100 mile house that I stopped at on the way here had better beds, complimentary breakfast, microwaves in the room, and a better shower, and I honestly never thought I’d prefer 100 mile house to anything.
The little things just add up too after all that, like lack of netting on windows so you can’t open them up for fresh air (which you definitely want considering the stuffiness) unless you want a mosquito in your ear, and lack of ANY counter space on the bathroom sink for toiletries. Yes, I definitely want to be juggling my face moisturizer, body lotion, hairbrush, and toothbrush after mopping up the puddle I made with a towel because I felt bad. The constant buzzing from the outdated fridge is also super sick. Oh yeah, AND the internet sucks. Obviously you’re not coming here for the wifi, but geeze I can’t even scroll on my phone without buffering after all that.
A funny detail is having the lights for the bathroom and main room light next to each other, so that I can flash bang my father awake at 1 am instead of taking the quiet, inconspicuous pee like I had hoped. This doesn’t affect the rating, it’s just funny.