Alexander Popadynetz
Google
The rooms have a lot of weird quirks. For starters, we checked in to dreadful news that we would not have air conditioning for our room on the 3rd floor. It was too hot to get a good sleep. The windows open wide but lack bug screens, so we had to choose between fresh air and a room full of insects. The room keys barely work; it’s the weirdest thing. We needed to get them recharged almost every time we wanted to re-enter our room (in spite of taking all the standard precautions to keep room keys working). One bed did not have clean sheets when we checked into the room.
All that being said, the beds themselves are very comfortable, and the bathrooms are nice and spacious. The true appeal of this hotel lies in its location: it’s in a fantastic area a short walk away from a lot of great restaurants and attractions. The staff themselves are great and they did their best given the circumstances, but you can only play the cards you’re dealt. If they fix their air conditioning, room keys, and cleanliness concerns, it would be 4-5 stars for sure. Unfortunately, in its current state, I cannot give it a better rating than 2 stars. I suppose it did live up to its namesake however, as it did have me shaking my head and asking “Why?” on multiple occasions.