Tara S.
Yelp
Bettles Lodge review
This will be very thorough. Get yourself a cup of coffee and settle in. I have many thoughts to impart.
We stayed here for three nights in March of 2016. Our decision to stay here was based on our desire to see the Northern Lights, and Bettles seemed to be the optimal location in Alaska to do so. In this respect it may be accurate, and of course weather conditions can be unpredictable anywhere, as we were aware. More on the aurora later, as it will be the most positive part of this review, and I'd like to save it til the end.
I really want readers of this review to be very aware of what they will be getting for the very, very high price that they will be paying to stay here. Bettles lodge is EXTREMELY expensive. I understand that part of the package rate includes round trip flights and meals, but it still works out to be well over a thousand dollars PER NIGHT for a room. For that kind of money, we expected much, much more than what we got.
Eric and Heather have a really sweet deal going for themselves here. This lodge is the only tourist option here. There is zero competition in this tiny, remote village for your dollar. They are the only game in town. They are the concession stand at the movie theater, the beer vendor at the ball game. You are a captive audience, and once you come here, you are trapped until your flight back to Fairbanks. The only problem is that in this case, the movie theater costs hundreds of dollars to get into, and it's a complete shithole. And once you are there, the concessions are awful, and you can't leave. When you go to the ballpark to watch a baseball game, you know what you're getting into. Sure, it's a bummer to pay $30 for a nosebleed seat and $9 for a 12 oz. Miller Lite, but it's pretty much the same everywhere you go. And you can expect the facilities to be decent and in good working order when you get there.
Lodging:
There are two choices for accommodations here: the Aurora Lodge and the "historic" lodge. If you still decide to come here after reading this, I highly recommend you spend the extra money to stay in the Aurora Lodge, if there are rooms available, and especially if you come here in the winter. It will make a huge difference in your comfort level, unless you are a really adventurous young backpacker type and are used to crappy hostels. Unfortunately, we booked our trip too late to secure a room in the Aurora Lodge, but we did manage to catch a brief glimpse into one of the rooms, due to an error by the staff. This building and the few rooms within are relatively newer, appear to be nicely furnished, and have bathrooms in the room. Additionally, they are attached to the dining, office, and lounge area, where all the activity is. This is important in cold weather.
The older, "historic" lodge, by contrast, is a dump. The rooms are tiny and cramped, the walls are paper-thin, and the shared bathrooms are filthy and unkempt. The trash is not emptied, the place is not cleaned, and extra supplies are just dumped into unused rooms, almost as an afterthought. The mattresses on the twin beds are ancient and sagging, the linens and bedspreads haven't been changed in at least 20 years, the towels they give you to use are small, worn, mismatched, and threadbare. It really looks like they picked up everything to furnish this place at a garage sale. Even the soaps and shampoos they give you to use are just the free sample size ones you get for free at cheap motels. The building is barely heated, just enough to keep the guests from freezing at night.
Physically, it's situated at least 500 feet from the main Aurora lodge. In zero-degree weather, this means you have to put on all your cold-weather layers, including gloves, hat, scarf, coats, and boots, just to walk over to get your meals, or even a cup of coffee or tea. There's nothing at all for the guests at the historic lodge. Eric explained that there used to be a hot water kettle here, so that guests could at least make themselves a cup of hot chocolate or tea, but that the kettle in the main lodge broke and so of course, they had to take the one that used to be here to replace it. I'm not kidding.
Food, drink, and overall dining:
Remember the cafeteria in elementary school? The food produced in the tiny kitchen here and served to the guests here is marginally better than that. Portions are small, the fare is greasy and starch-heavy, and vegetables are in short supply. We aren't vegetarians, but we try to eat fairly healthy. There is no such thing as a menu, because you don't get a choice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They make one thing and serve it to everyone. There is some accommodation for special dietary needs or vegetarians, but it'll still be frozen, mass-quantity-purchased, very basic Costco or Sam's Club type of food, prepared in oil and grease, and for the most part, red-meat heavy. In other words, cheap stuff. After I made a special request to get a salad, I found out that this was