Marc Aka Max H.
Yelp
After 4 lunches and 1 dinner, I'm ready to review. Bottom line, Bieke's is legit. For the nasty-mouthed, apparently unhappy few who gave one star reviews and complained it was a tourist trap, stay home, wherever home is, and don't ever return to Vieques. If I encountered you, I'd have to exercise every once of self-control not to slap some sense into your negative heads.
I've eaten here at lunch on 4 occasions. Tourist trap? No way! The phone rings off the hook with take-out orders at lunch. And do you think the calls are coming from guests at the ultra pomp W 10 minutes away? No boyz and girls, it's coming from locals who know VERY GOOD AUTHENTIC FRESHLY PREPARED TASTY INEXPENSIVE FOOD. COOKED VIEQUES STYLE.
And yes, I've seen lots of tourists at lunch and dinner who appreciate the offerings. You see it on their faces after taking their first bite of food.
Do you have to wait for your food? Yes! Is it a long wait? It depends. If you come on a Monday night and the other restaurants in Isabel II are closed (or jammed and won't seat you no matter that you drive a Bentley in NYC or wherever), and there are two tables of 10 who were just seated and ordered, yeah, you'll wait. Are you inpatient? Go home. Are you grumpy? Stay home. Are you ignorant of how food is prepared to order, not sitting around, in a small restaurant which may indeed run out of certain items cause they don't have a huge freezer with stuff.
And I've encountered no rude staff. Just the opposite. Everyone smiles at me. Everyone answers my questions. In English. And they aren't slow. They move at a quick pace. But they aren't your slaves.
The rice and beans are addictive. Red beans. Sauce that has a kick. The arepas stuffed with shrimp are like crack. The shrimp is cooked to perfection. Red criollo sauce. Arepa crunchy. Get them. You will want more.
Pork chop at lunch is a huge portion. Smoked pork chop lunch special is even larger. Tasty smoked to perfection. Sucked the meat off the bone [Note that Marqus R].
Grilled Chicken at lunch. Delish. Fresh. Huge Portion. Grilled just right. Not dry.
Tostones legit. Maduros legit.
Had two of their soups the other night. One with chicken (pollo). Other with shrimp (camarones) . Each broth was distinctly different. This is not soup that you've had elsewhere. It's distinctly Puerto Rican. It's called Asapao. Order it. You will be spoiled.
Have a ICY COLD Medalla for $3. Or a strong pina colada for $7. Or a bottle of wine.
PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE: if you are traveling with a large group and walk in at 7 pm, don't think you'll get a table right away. And there is no place to wait inside UNLESS you stand around next to the bar or front door. DON'T DO THAT. ITS RUDE YOU ARE ON TOP OF THE PEOPLE EATING AT THE BAR OR HIGHTOP TABLES NEXT TO BAR. STAND OUTSIDE.
AND TIP GENEROUSLY. YOU'RE ON VACATION. YOU HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO FLY TO SAN JUAN AND THEN FERRY OR FLY TO VIEQUES. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TIP, GO TO MORALES SUPERMARKET AND BUY PEANUT BUTTER AND BREAD AND HAVE IT FOR DINNER.