Morgan M.
Google
Title: A Culinary Horror Show
(This is meant in jest)
If you’re looking for a place to test the limits of mankind's worst cooking, Bob Jones Dining Common is the perfect venue. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong—I've seen cleaner kitchens in horror movies! The food? Let’s just say it has the consistency of food that's been rotting in the fridge for a couple weeks 🤢🤮.
I was served what they called “chicken,” but I’m pretty sure it was just a nugget of despair. Eating here is a bit like playing Russian roulette, except the bullet is a mystery meat that might just haunt your dreams. If you want to experience a buffet of regret, come on down! Otherwise, save yourself and maybe pack you own lunch.