Ava S.
Yelp
This is probably the first one-star review I've written in my entire life, and I genuinely hate having to write it. I understand how much heart and soul goes into running a restaurant. I've worked in the industry for 15 years and I know it's not easy. But I also feel like we were completely bamboozled by the glowing reviews and what we experienced was nowhere near acceptable.
We came in on a slow Wednesday night. The place was empty, but the waitress was kind and took our drink orders right away. We ordered kids' meals, shrimp and fish for our daughters, along with a fruit punch and water. Their food came quickly, which was nice. But the sweet tea my husband and I ordered tasted incredibly sour, like it had been sitting out for far too long. We switched to sodas (Pepsi products), but even those had an off flavor which was possibly from the fountain water.
We both ordered seafood platters. They were out of oysters, so we substituted. My husband got extra shrimp and I got a crabcake. I started with a simple iceberg salad with ranch. As I was eating, a baby roach crawled across the table. I quietly killed it and didn't say anything to my family, hoping it was just a fluke. Then our entrees came out and they were truly awful. My crabcake was borderline inedible. It tasted like hush puppy batter mixed with crab juice and fried in ancient oil. The snapper didn't taste like snapper at all and had a strong metallic aftertaste. My husband's blackened shrimp were mushy and mealy, like they'd been sitting in defrosted liquid for days. Nothing and I mean nothing tasted fresh. The iodine flavor in the shrimp was unmistakable, and the entire meal left me with a pit in my stomach.
What hurts most is that I even let my daughters eat their food before ours came out. After tasting everything, I genuinely felt concerned. I truly believe the quality of the food we were served could make someone sick. I don't know if we caught this place on a really bad night, or if something deeper is going on but based on our experience, I can't recommend this place to anyone.
We had high hopes for a fun seafood place with eccentric decor, but this was not it.