Sterling C.
Yelp
Drawn here by the great reviews an hour before a Brecht performance at Berlin Ensemble a block away, we were looking forward to some authentic upmarket Italian food. The menu certainly does not disappoint. It is well-balanced between simple tourist-pleasing standards and elegant-sounding dishes trumpeting exotic ingredients with nouveau-riche enthusiasm, and wide-ranging, with pastas, antipastos, meats, and fish all solidly represented. Monkfish, bison entrecot, three kinds of seafood carpaccio.
The staff are attentive when you first arrive, seat you, take an oddly long time to read you the half-Italian, half-German menu in English, and take your drink order quite quickly, but at least on this Thursday at 7pm it would have been a good idea to order two drinks right away, because although the drinks arrived quickly, 15 minutes elapsed after they arrived while the waiter rushed around serving other tables. To his credit, he was fast, but for the number of tables, the restaurant is understaffed enough that the waiter has to avoid eye-contact with the new table for 15 minutes after getting them their initial drink order.
Once he finally showed at our table again, an honest and friendly exchange ensued where I voiced my concern, having by then 30m at best to finish a meal that had not yet started. The waiter proudly exclaimed that everything took a loong time to come out of the kitchen because it's all so amazingly fresh, (including the cheese and brined olives??,) so we cashed out.
Still curious to try a sampling of their cuisine, we asked what time they close, and the waiter said: "don't worry. We're open 'till midnight!". It would have been considerate after we mentioned that we would then return at 11 to tell us that "open 'till midnight" is only on Fridays, not this evening...
Returning at 11 and walking through an open front door we were met by a judgy man admonishing us that it was closed (ever think of closing the front door, then?) - Let's just say we'll be happy to live without further adventures in Boccondivino customer service...