Booby Trap On The River

Booby Trap on the River is hands-down one of the best-run adult lounges in Miami. The location alone is incredible — right on the river with boats pulling up gives it a whole different energy than anywhere else in the city. The staff is professional, the dancers are top-tier, and the vibe stays fun without feeling chaotic or sloppy. Security is on point, bartenders are fast, and the whole place just runs smooth. It’s a perfect mix of classy and wild. Whether you’re visiting Miami or a local who knows the scene, this is definitely a must-stop spot. Highly recommended.

Great place and Valerie was amazing! She was friendly, attentive, and made sure our table was taken care of all night. Her energy and professionalism really elevated the whole experience. Drinks were always on time, she checked in without being intrusive, and she had such a great attitude. If you’re at this venue, definitely ask for Valerie — she made our night unforgettable.

Great environment to party, you'll find what you go for. If you want the best service just ask for Arianna. She was attentive and very friendly. She made my time here better. I never had an empty glass. You won't get disappointed.

I had an amazing experience at Booby Trap on the river, and I want to give a special shoutout to Sergio from security. His professionalism and attentiveness made everyone feel safe and welcomed. He handled everything smoothly and with a friendly demeanor, ensuring a fun atmosphere for all. It’s clear that Sergio takes pride in his job and genuinely cares about the patrons. Highly recommend this venue for a great night out

Excellent experience at this club. We visited from Missouri and absolutely loved it. Arianna was an amazing waitress—very friendly, attentive, and professional throughout the night. Her great service and positive attitude made our visit truly worthwhile. Definitely a place we would return to, and her service is highly recommended.

Finally made it to the trap!!! I see why Drake said he needed the ceilings higher to throw more money.. the girlies were so fine! Amanda provided our service and she was amazing along with her photography skills! I’ll definitely be back again and requesting her!

​"Five stars for Booby Trap! The energy was incredible and the music was fire. Big shoutout to our host Manny for taking care of the group. He’s well-connected, super reliable, and made sure our night was seamless. If you’re coming to Miami and want to party the right way, find Manny. We’ll definitely be back!

We want to give a huge shout-out to our amazing host, Manny, at Booby Trap. He truly made our night unforgettable with his outstanding service, attention to detail, and great energy. Manny always goes above and beyond to make sure everything is perfect, which is why we consistently request him for our bottle service. Every experience with Manny is seamless, fun, and top-tier — he’s a big part of why we keep coming back

John is a wonderful security guard... made sure everything was smooth when we came in with a group for a birthday trip.

$40 parking $40 entry per person Absolutely dead inside. We left after 10 minutes. They should pay people to go inside. It was empty at 11pm on Friday night. Awful. Also, staff was very rude

We had a great time. However, I didn't like the setup as much. The dancers are beautiful with great bodies and very nice. $60 per person for us... CASH ONLY. We walked in and they were playing great music and I loved the graffiti everywhere. We were told we couldn't sit on the benches next to the stage where the girls performed not unless we paid for the entire section, but they did allow us to pass through (sections were empty) and throw money, and keep walking, lol. Money was EVERYWHERE! Guys and girls getting lap dances and money in the air, on the floor, in the thongs.... EVERYWHERE! Lol. It was great! We found a little spot in the over crowded bar area to watch. It was very congested with little room to move, it didn't stop the girls from approaching you for a lap dance. Lol. I went to get $50 worth of singles at an area near the bar. I was told they only give singles for $100 or more ‍‍‍. I kindly left and went through my purse to find loose change. . All in all it was a good time but over crowded. They need to let people sit around the stage area to provide more room. I heard there's a few of them, I can't wait to try the others.

Fire fire fire. Great service, great show and two gorgeous ladies. My bartender Veronica who made amazing drinks & my waitress Eddyth that didn't stop bringing me drinks !

Best club in Miami !! Great music and it's open 24/7 Servers are beautiful and so attentive!

Please avoid, this place is so unsafe. I was approached by several men waiting for my uber outside this club and I got touched by 1 of them.

I was expecting more. Visiting from out of town. Found out about this page from a popular IG dancer. The dancers are interesting. Not very much talent. Only two girls climbed the pole. I was there for about 2.5 hours. A lot of botched bodies. And some girls who couldn't dance to the rhythm. I only danced one girl. Saw a total of two I wanted to dance but the second one when I asked for a dance she shook her head yes and then walked off. Not sure if she misheard me or just didn't want to make any money. I am glad I didn't dance her though. When she performed on stage later during the night it wasn't good. Apparently Kodak Black was supposed to be coming. But he never showed. I know the place is 24 hours but by 4am the main attraction should have at least arrived. I was there from a little after 1:30am to 4:00. Just odd especially because it was a $100 entry fee. When I left the parking lot was full and road leading to the club was clogged. There was also a line for folks to get in. I think that is their gimmick to hold the line. When I came it took about 20 minutes to be permitted entry by security. Even though it was only like five people in front of me and when I made it inside not even 50% full. DJ was spinning old music. I think the latest song was a Future song from his last album. Other than that think old Jeezy, Rich Homie Quan and every now and then some Latin music.

I wish I could leave less than a 1 star review. From the moment I got in, I was bullied and harassed by the security. There wasn't a single section / table occupied. There were probably 100 people in there, all were herded next to the bar by security. I've been to 20+ strip clubs across the states, and this is by FAR the worst experience I've ever had. I wouldn't recommend going here to anybody.

horrible place to be. I was left on the back VIP area stage to basically die or get trapped to be honest. By my group of "friends" & the Booby Trap Staff. No one woke me up. People walked by me and let me lay on the floor, I'm grateful to be alive. This was the year 2020. I can finally be confident enough to tell my story. Save yourself time and money, they spike your alcohol and leave you for dead here.

This strip club has a very colorful layout, and the girls come in all shapes and sizes and were very nice. Obviously, they are hustlers, but they don't do it in a weird way. The bartender was so sweet. Please make sure to bring your own singles since they take ten dollars from your $100 stack. The music is the best. Strip clubs have the best music, but I think the DJ the night I was there is Dominican from New York, and he has all the new hits! I was trying to Shazam everything, but it was too loud, so if you have sensitive ears, bring ear protection. You can smoke indoors too. I found it cool that it is open 24/7, so you can always get a dance or catch a vibe.

Worst strip club I've ever been to and I'm from SoFlo so I've been to many. I was there 4 hours and not one girl danced , like at all, not one single stripper stripped. Drinks $19 a pop also. Gratuity added to a 2 person tab mmmmmkay. 0/10...Do Not Recommend.

Such a horrible experience! I'm from Los Angeles (Compton to be exact) I'm very familiar with strip/entertainment clubs. 1. The guys working the parking lot directly across had a attitude from jump because I was asking the price and jokingly said dang $40... mins you I'm from LA, downtown LA parking be more than that sometime I was literally j/k and had to quickly tell him I'm going to pay it it's ok to laugh sir! Once we parked I asked how much was it to get in and another guy said oh he works the lot only I work inside its $50 I said ok cool. 2. We cross the street stand in line and the line wasn't moving so I walked to the front to ask security are you guys still letting ppl in and he said yes and I said oh and its $50 right he said no $100 I said well the guy in the parking lot just said he works inside he's from Cuba he said $50 so why would he lie and took our parking fee. He said he didn't lie it was a miscommunication because prices have went up, because it's rolling loud weekend. I said ok. 3. We get to the front desk says CASH ONLY atm fee $10 I'm like ok damn! We get the cash and pay the fee. 4. Man we get inside and this place was literally over crowded at the bar, apparently if you don't have a section you couldn't go down you had to stay in the bar area that was CLEARLY over crowded. No room for the dancers to even dance to make they money in the bar area. And you couldn't go to the stage to throw money if you didn't have a section. Make that make sense. So damn how these girls going their money 5. That bar area is a complete safety hazard!! I'm not interested in wasting my hard own money here again!

I have been coming into Booby Trap On The River for years. This last time, 5-star experience all around. Felt very good with all of their safety precautions and standards in place. Deluxe experience even walking through the front doors. It is highly recommended to see a lot of gorgeous erotic dancers. By far a high-ranking strip club in South Florida. Such an incredible time with so many pretty people all around with ample seating and wise lighting usage while maintaining privacy. The strippers are world-class, and the vibe is relaxed. You'll have fun there. They run a state-of-the-art show. With energetic music to keep you going, you won't find another strip club more accommodating to your needs. They have a stellar staff ready for you at entry and, of course, gorgeous, fun All-Nude dancers to keep you entertained. All the employees and managers are very attentive the minute you walk in. A MUST STOP for your night out on the town. The entertainers here are well maintained and held to a high standard. Booby Trap On The River is a premier strip club in South Florida. Every time I walk through the doors, I'm amazed by the number of beautiful exotic dancers. It's a very upscale, friendly environment--no altercations between guests or employees when I go. Ok by far, this is one of my favorite strip clubs in South Florida. You won't be disappointed, top-tier service from the moment we walk in till we leave.

We went on " Toxic Tuesday " 9/19/23. The site itself was beautiful . I felt like I was in a graffiti video . Very cool . We paid a cover charge , and if we wanted to sit down it was $500. A private lap dance was $100 for one song . We just stood at the bar , had one drink and left . I understand if you want to sit down you have to order a bottle or spend a certain amount but JUST to sit down , it was $500. I don't know if they saw Hansel & Gretel and tried it but naw . It wasn't our first time skipping through the forest . To bad too because the ladies were very attractive . 09/19/2023

So much fun! The girls are always so nice, security is friendly and the drinks are delicious! I'll be back!

Definitely the spot to be still the normal club politics but since this place is 24/7 it's worth it trust me I'm from Cali and Hollywood gets not bougier

I went once and became a whole different woman after my experience. My favorite stripper club in Miami

If you're looking for vibes, music, hookah and some bomb dancers, this is the place to be. Every time I'm in the city with friends or artists I work with, the first place they want to turn up at is the trap. The dancers are hella friendly & some do some pretty wild tricks. The bartenders are just as fire. The DJs keep the vibes goin and even break records for the locals here. The two nights I attended it was Kodaks bday weekend. Came for his Initial hosting and he had the club on swole. The following day he came again and even got us shots. The trap is def the place to be at when in Miami/South Florida.

I would give 0 stars if I could. Terrible service. Got roofied by your own workers. Never coming back. I could only imagine how often this happens.

This is one of the worst gentlemen's clubs I've ever visited. Someone needs to get their management team to a real club to see how it's done. Went in around midnight. It was very slow. Just a few customers. Lots of employees. You'd think this would work to the customer advantage. I spent my time there watching the employees play on their phones while lounging around at the bar and throughout the club. This is probably the worst club I've been to.

Great place to vibe in the daytime. I had an amazing time there! The girls were super hot, and the manager Jorge was awesome! He made sure my experience there was unforgettable. I can't wait to go back round 2.

Stopped in on a lay over in Miami. It's a lot of Hispanic ladies looking GOOD AF! Highly recommended but the food is expensive and didn't seem too good. The vibe is amazing tho.

I love this location. The prices are super affordable from the entrance to the drinks/ bottles. The only thing that does bother me is the dancers and their routines. These girls just go on stage just going from one pole to another. There isn't any show. They are basically using the pole just to hold on. Where is the show? The climbing of the pole the "Performance"?? Other than that this place is good. I would suggest to get some more energized dancers who don't look completely miserable while (WALKING) the stage.

Not really the service you would expect... Valet parking's and doormen's professionality is scarce... One thing I know is I'm not going back

First off, I want to say this has now been the main gentlemen's club I now go to. It's 24hours and WAY cheaper than E11even. I like this place!!!! I'm looking at all the previous reviews (complaints). WTF do you expect from a place by a river, where 90% of the staff do not speak english? WTF do you expect strippers to do, NOT ASK for a tip? Yes, it does get annoying but really tho? WTF type of crowd to you expect to be in this type of club?, not no damn saints! For those who got pick pocket, maybe wear jeans with a zipper. Your car got broken into? damn... I bet you will take a lyft/uber next time. You have a problem with security? tip them $10-20 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . @Kimberly R., You go to E11even, You will be spending $400-$700 on ONE bottle (depending on time and day or how much they want to charge you). They WILL put in a section the back where NOBODY see's you. The "strippers" are not fully nude nor can you touch them. You can't wear hats unless u spend $50-100 on their hats nor can u wear designer sweat pants (I came thru with y-3 sweat pants and couldn't get in). and all this is not even counting the 1's you have to spend. So that ass is gonna spend $1000 + Booby trap, bottles $250 ($300 for vip sections and 2 bottle minimum to sit on the couch by the main stage), strippers are fully nude AND you can touch them, you can wear whatever you want AND you can wear an E11even hat in booby trap lol. @Demetria B., "Urban friends"? ... "hispanic... Thuggish and ready for whatever?" lmao... it's a LATIN strip club! Too many of Y'all act like Y'all do not know what goes on in a place of FULL sin. WHY even go to strip club with these kinda complaints?

Bought a $2400 table. Had a bad time. Strippers literally reach into your pocket and take your bills. The place is ratchet(not the good kind). Take your business elsewhere

this place is over priced and be careful with the girls and your credit card the will rob you and the manager's will go with the flow and staff as well bad experience never will go back agsin

I would give a 0 but you know how that goes. Charging people different prices . Dude at the door wanted $200 from my lady and I.

Came to this place with a couple of my urban friends the place was mostly empty. We walked in a grouo of 5-6 girls were just socilizing in he middle of the floor nothing to attractive to i proceeded towards a table. After deciding wjat everyone wanted to drink we just went with a bottle of champagne. Now 30mins go by then some group of about 1o Hispanic men come in looking all thuggish and ready for what ever. What i didn't understand was out of all the empty table sections in the club why would you sit them next to us. Now dont get me wrong i love everyone but when certain people walk passed you and you get that vibe you just know. Right away my party started to feel uncomfortable. 2 of the hispanic men made it there business to kind of keep walking passed our section just to stare. I tell my friends to finish the bottle im going to tip the blk beauty on stage and ill be back. Another 10-15 go by i go back to our section and tell my friends lets go. Moral of this review is that this places customer service is at a 2. There girls are at a 4 maybe 5 from that night. And there crowd thats drawen in isnt my style so i don't think ill be back.

Went on a Sunday night free drinks all night?? Yes please lol music and entertainment was amazing definitely will return

Amazing vibe and amazing entertainment. Great staff always a great time. Great to just grab a drink or go crazy. Open 24 hours and best on sat after 4 am

This fucking women had the audacity(stripper) to tell me to come over to her and I did, as I'm walking over she is signaling to me if I have money, so I bust out a couple dollars like 30 or sumn I give her a little turn around to grab some ass and she slaps the shit out of my hand trying to take all the money in my hand (she was beautiful tho). She had a starving look in her eyes as she went for the second swipe she missed I gout outta there quick. Can't wait to go back!!

Just tried to go there tonight but when we pulled up to the location, they said it was closed but online it's open 24/7..

Worst strip club ever, charged us 20$ then the people behind us 100$ just because of what truly seemed to me like their race, trust me don't go in, not even worth the 20$

One of the better strip clubs in Miami. Centrally located so no one really bitches about driving too far, the back area is cool for a minute but that mind numbing house music plays out there. Anyway it's a strip club, drinks food and bottles are expensive, they girls are usually hot, mostly Hispanic and a lot don't speak English...who wants to talk anyway! Only reason I didn't give it a 5 star is I hate how every club in Miami the girls constantly walk around asking you for a dollar even if you weren't looking at them AND the management allows them to sit at the bar and look bored till they find a target. Only place they don't seem to do that is Tootsie's. The music drinks and girls are all usually good at this place (on weekends lol) check it out!

I came here following the advertised free lunch. Also to explore the place since I had recently moved to Miami. At the door they asked for a $5 cover. I showed them the free pass I got from the website. The bartender told me flat out they did not know about any free lunch. She told me to talk to the manager. At some point the manager stop by and told me that he has to take the advertised free lunch off the website. Instead they have $4.95 T-Bone. (Not bad !!!) While Im writing this 4 girls stop by asking for money.....

And what a trap!! They charge at front cause they know you will never volunteer your money once you see what you got yourself into. Inside the clean and decent place you get pestered by a throng of fat middle aged latinas asking for a "propina" like beggars in the streets of Havana. Truly annoying. Zero stars

Poor service ! The manager Abel is super rude and unprofessional. A hood strip club , lack of costumer service.

One of my favorite after hours spot in Miami !! :) Food is yummy & girls are entertaining too.

This is the best club! Loved the 4.95 T-bone steak. The best dayshift around. Hot girls!

Do not go here after work to relax. All they want is a dollar every two minutes. They pull one boob out and say pappy give me dollar. They get upset if you do not tip all of them. Stay away not worth going

Booby trap is one of the best clubs in Miami doesn't even compare to most clubs on the other coast! Has a super unique patio right on Miami River if you need to take a smoke break or just relax and take a breather. Have been coming here for over a year and always a good time! Has been newly renovated as well! On the weekends many celebrities and special guests pop up! Definitely a pricey place but money well spent at the trap beautiful girls as well

Felt like I got chlamydia as soon as I walked in, like it was airborne. Actually, pretty impressive since it apperently opened just a couple of months ago.. they must be rubbing those asses on that Ikea furniture round the clock! Went with a buddy who ADORES these establishments, he's like the Guy Fieri of titty bars. He disappeared for 2 hours and when he came back, his face looked like Maury Povich just told him he is the father. Told me he's never going to another strip club for the rest of his life... He's never been the same ever since, I miss him. Goddamn you BT's. EDIT: went to the doctor and I'm clean of any diseases, didn't want to be too harsh on them so I changed it to 2 stars.

Watch out for the women and your wallet. They like to pickpocket you. Place sucks. You have to constantly be checking your wallet. Place no fun when you have thief inside. And manager not professional. If you complain they try to put the blame on you

This Place is Easily a 5 star strip-club, the ratio of beautiful women is 90%. The 10% remaining just tip something and they'll leave you alone. I also went with 2 straight girls (friends) they had a blast as well. Had 3 girls come to me and boy, they were something else. I will definitely be back.

Like another reviewer mentioned, a girl here begged to give me a lap dance only to steal my cell phone from me. Knew she did it, but couldn't prove it and the manager in the club only ignored me. A bouncer I befriended later admitted it happened regularly at this place. Stay away.

went after hours and got taxed on 2 bottles that on the menu said where $250 each . The waitress put a open liquor on top of the $250 per bottle and demanding her tip before even bringing the bottle . The entertainers where good looking . But rude always asking for $1 instead of asking me if i wanted a dance . So disappointed . Rather go to eleven

First of all it was a door charge for an empty ass club! Then the bartender was trash she tried to over charge us for 2 drinks, then ignored us the whole time! Come on do better!

do not go here place blows walked in for maybe 2 minutes not one person in there bartender wasnt even behind the bar .i asked for the 10.00 refund they charged me and the girl just looked at me gave me a half of shake of a head no but didnt say a word. customer service was terrible. id give it a zero star but it will not let me