Darryl S.
Yelp
There are way too many restaurants in this culturally diverse gastronomic city to not eat in a new place and explore a new culture every single day for at least several years...! So this evening it was off to Poland-Down-Under for Borsch, Vodka & Tears. The place was packed; however, we saw an open two-seater table, and decided to see if it was available. The waitress said if we could be done in an hour's time (as the table was reserved), we could have it. No worries. Let's get to it...! :)
The menu at BVT is about 15 pages, with (seemingly) more than half of those pages being vodkas! I started with a taste-testing trio of vodkas ($14.50) (served in delicate, barely-larger-than thimble-sized half-shot glasses) consisting of Jazz ($9/shot), Ukrainian Honey Pepper (vodka sweetened with honey and infused with chili) ($7.50/shot), and Gruba Pszczla Morela (vodka infused with apricot) ($8.50/shot). Naturally, each vodka was very distinctive of its own character, with the apricot-infused one being with most potently astringent. (My partner had a Chopin dirty martini ($21; with martinis starting at $16+).)
For an entree (starter), we went with the Salt and Pepper Squid (dusted with chili and fennel salt, with a squeeze of lemon) served with a simple dollop of aioli ($16). These were the meatiest squid curls I've ever eaten! Each were lightly fried, but not crispy; the squid meat had a nice bite without being rubbery. Very good.
For my main, I went with the good ol' Pierogi dish (4 @ $18; 6 @ $25). BVT serves three different stuffed Pierogis (I did two of each): (1) beef, chicken, herbs & spices with bacon, fried onion, and raspberry vinaigrette; (2) porcini mushroom and sauerkraut with a breadcrumb coating; (3) cheese and potato baked with fried onion and served with sour cream and mint. I've never had a pierogi before, but I loved this dish! Each pierogi was no-nonsense and wonderfully flavorful. The "rocket" (that's arugula Down Under) bed (with bits of bacon and other minced veggies) perfectly complemented the butter-fried pierogis. (My partner went with the Polish Borsch (beetroot broth made with beef and chicken stock, garlic and marjoram, with beef and chicken dumplings; $14.50), which -- if you like beets -- was very beet-y in flavor. Personally, I only like beets juiced, so this borsch was not my bag.)
The whole atmosphere of BVT is like out of a movie set. Being that it's the weekend before next week Tuesday's Melbourne Cup -- a HUGE event and Melbourne holiday (comparable to Louisville's Kentucky Derby) -- a number of the gals were dressed to the 9's, with guys looking dapper in suits. Everything was a bit decadent and rowdy! The noise level was high, on top of the all-too-cool and funky tunes that were spinning in the background. The wait staff was absolutely fantastic and attentive, despite the filled-to-capacity house. Bravo!
Borsch: Check. Vodka: Check. Tears: Check. Not sad tears; just tears of joy...! We'll definitely be coming back soon.... :D