Christopher W.
Yelp
This is roughly equivalent to a Brazilian diner. A good analog to this place would be El Tipico in Paterson, comfort food for the homesick, especially if you happen to be from the Paran state of Brasil. The posters on the walls eschew the usual Rio de Janeiro references and studiously ignore anything not from the southern provinces. You'll see Foz de Iguau posters and parks from Ponto Grosso. You'll also see an open dining layout with as many tables as the Kearny Fire chief will allow, a long counter, the mandatory grill and rotisserie, and a front door you aren't allowed to use to enter. So you go in the side door and...
... eventually you are seated and ignored for a good five to ten minutes while they figure out if you're from their region, their country, or their planet. My Wife was from the region, so that probably offset my other-worldly categorization.
The food was good, but overpriced. There, the one-liner.
Mais? Fine. They had very good grilled chicken and the rice was pretty good, maybe even really good. The garlic chicken was deep-fried goodness in the form of, oh, let's call them garlic knots only with chicken instead of bread. Friggin' awesome is the appropriate phrase. I mentioned to The Wife that if I served these instead of Buffalo Wings at a football game I'd be hailed a genius.
The picadinho de porco de camarao -- I'm skipping proper accent marks and circumflexes to save my sanity and yours -- is pork asses and elbows with onions, peppers, etc. and overall very good, if you're okay with not eating some of the sketchier pork components. The shrimp was just fine. The onions and peppers were good, not overdone.
Everything was salty except for the French Fries, which were unsalted and good. The black beans were excellent, but not enough beans and too much black sauce. Conversely, the brown/red/orange/whatever beans (yes, two bowls of beans) weren't very good but had some token pork scraps and beans in there. They were trying, I'll give them that.
Your guarana choices number three: some off-brand that's probably "The Guarana" of wherever the owners originate; Antarctica brand, which probably what most of you drink; and the best version, bottled right in Kearny, Brazilia Guarana. We had two. It was right.
The bill was slightly under $60 for three entrees, an appetizer (mandioca com bacon, a 100% verifiable hit), two cans of guarana, and unusually American service, i.e. we got the check pretty quickly.
It's a good place. If it were closer to our home or the kids' school, maybe we'd go more often. However, for a little more travel, we could be in Newark eating at the Brazilia Grill, and that's a five-star joint. Recommended, but perhaps not as a destination in itself
-C