Shele P.
Yelp
Heaven does exist on earth. It's just across the road from the Gabba. It's called The German Club.
When you walk in, you'll either need to become an associate member ($5) or bring an associate member with you so you can sign in as their 'guest'.
Once you're inside the club, you'll see a full bar laid out in front of you, some pokies to the right, and a german beer hall to your left. Take a peek into the beer hall. It's hall long lines of formally dressed tables and draped german flags just make you itch to get into a pair of lederhosen quick smart.
You'll make your way to the bar. They have a small book like beer menu there. Be sure to read it, and select a beer that sounds like something you'd enjoy. Each beer on offer has quite a distinct character, and because the beers they give you are bigger than your head, you'd do well to do some research and ask some questions first. You do not want to struggle your way through a beer that you're just not into.
Never mind about stuttering out the names of the beers if you're not a German speaker. The staff are used to it. They'll probably say the name back to you to make sure they're going to get you the right one (and to show you how smart and how German they are).
Let's move on to the food. Consider how hungry you are before you order. You might not need one meal. It might be a good idea to share. The servings are HUGE. As far as recommendations go, well, you just can't go past the pork knuckle. Expect a lot of potato, meat, and sauerkraut.
While you're there, make sure you look up towards the ceiling just above the dining area (in main bar). Take a look at those serious, stout, sexy looking Germans. (Really, this isn't just something I'd enjoy- take a look).
The German Club is my personal idea of heaven. It has everything I love (beer AND meat AND potato) in offensively large quantities. Bliss!