Kris A.
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Preface: I have been wanting to go here for 10 years.
PORK KNUCKLE (my meal). 0.5 Star
With full anticipation of enjoying one of the top pork knuckles on the east coast I was finally able to arrange a day to get to the Brisbane German Club.
We arrived half-starving and prepared to sit down and gorge on tender pork and the super crispy crackling with a side of crispy potatoes and sauerkraut that only a legit German joint can dish out.
Well, to say I was disappointed is an understatement. We ordered bang on midday when the kitchen opened and 11 minutes later our knuckles come out not exactly hot which was a bit worrying and then taking a look at the crackling (photo1) it looks like it has been put under an element for that 10 minutes, left static so none of the sides were made to crisp, and when I started taking apart the meat you could already tell it was going to be a dry, sub-par meal.
The potatoes were again warm but not fresh cooked, the sauerkraut tasted like it was out of a tin or had been over-fermented (how you do that is beyond me) and the gravy might have been the only saving grace.
For $44 this might be the worst value for money/taste/experience of the year so far. I am happy that other reviewers have had very positive experiences and from other photos it is pretty obvious BGC can pump out a great knuckle, yesterday though, it was bordering on bad.
Chicken Schnitzel (wife's) 2 star.
I mean, if this also ended up being bad I might have just walked up the road to KFC. The schnitzel was pretty good, but it is hard to give credit for a good schnitzel, the local fish n chip shop will do you one just as good.
The mash was really ordinary. Powdery while watery, like, how do you do that? The broccoli and carrot were cooked. Small miracles.
Sour Cherry Dessert Pie (mine) 2.5 star
Not really a dessert guy but the pie was good, crust quite decent, filling was sufficient.
Vanilla Ice Cream tasted like cheap Bulla from Coles
The venue was fine, Germanic. Honestly if I went back and had a similar experience I would swear off it, there are a million places in Brisbane and venues can't afford to ship plates like these out any more. There are too many other options and it is easy to sway friends and family away from a venue in place of somewhere that is very consistent.
That is my 2c.
Edit, post- owner response.
Hey Trent,
Take another look at that pork knuckle mate, the sides are obviously just warm skin and I get that you pre-cook but the knuckles were like it was done last week and they had completely dried out.
Yeah we were there for a few hours, it is a beer hall.. so, we had beers. My knuckle wasn't half finished, the potatoes were gone and that is testament to the pork being mediocre rather than the potatoes being good. Who eats all the potatoes with a good whole pork knuckle?
We all decided that after a few beers it was probably not the best time to divulge how disappointed we were.
Thanks for taking the time to respond.