Smooth D.
Yelp
I've never eaten a turd sandwich, but Burger Baron served me the closest thing to it. My wife's cooking is so much better, and she can't cook to save her life. My trash compactor brother even pushed away his greasy, fatty Italian beef and proclaimed their take on food "egregious". His wife had a chicken sandwich that was too small for the bun and the price. My wife also had a burger, but unlike my turd, hers was like a hockey puck. Last but not least, the fries. Why do they use Marketday French fries? These sham fries were tiny and unseasoned (is it too much to ask for salt on fries?), it's not 500 B.C., salt is not expensive, I don't see Phoenicians using it as currency. I generally don't complain, but this place is terrible. Best part was, the meal only cost $53.27! Sorry, did I say best part? I meant that for $53.27 we could have gone to Gibson's and got a real burger.
Please save yourself the gastrointestinal problems and a wad of cash and go somewhere else. Don't patronize this awful place, stay away and hopefully they will go out of business.
Unfortunately, I live down the street, and my other option when I'm hungover is the Breakfast Club, another feces-hole with awful food and high prices. Both of those travesties need to cease to exist. I'm sad just thinking about living near them.