Sid S.
Yelp
This review is for the Wyckoff Heights section of Bushwick, which is basically Queens. Many years have passed since the '77 blackout, when the Broadway border this hood shares with Bed-Stuy was burned to the ground, and it's amazing to see this thriving, family friendly neighborhood today. The media will thank the transplants, but the media is best ignored, since their worldview of NYC starts at 96th St. and ends at Lorimer St. YOU should thank the hard-working NYC natives and immigrants running independent businesses, fixing up houses, and making this their home instead. Yeah, some transplants' reviews of Bushwick are nasty and racist garbage, written by people who see what they want to see or push f*cked-up agendas. And some natives are needlessly vicious toward people who refused to waste away in communities with 16% unemployment, choosing instead to come to the city, work hard, and join this community. But if the internet's taught us anything, it's that the human race is a bag of dicks. Separate the dicks from the [wo]men when you Yelp, kids.
As mentioned, Wyckoff Heights-Bushwick is great for families with little kids...well, Park Slope types excepted, but if that's you, seriously, just go to Park Slope. Other reviewers are complaining about noise, and I've gotta say, the high school kids' hijinks amount to typical 16-year-old boys' fare, i.e. showing off new driver's licenses/beater cars with stereo speakers cranked to 11 to "get chicks, huh heh yeah, chicks." (Yes, I've reached the age where all teenage boys and most teenage girls remind me of Mike Judge's lovable, huggable Beavis and Butthead, sorry!) If you dislike growing communities with young kids, perhaps the retirement home is more your thing. Noise ends by 9-10 PM at the very latest anyway - and that's in the summer, when school kids go to bed a bit later - which makes Wyckoff Heights great for working folks who need to relax and get a good night's sleep. And families/married couples aren't EVER "trendy" or cool, so rents are approximately half of what you pay in "Bushwick-Bushwick."
Please note: Wyckoff Heights isn't the Bushwick housing Roberta's, or all those warehouse parties, nor is it the Bushwick that gets BJ's in the New Yup Times "Style" section on a weekly basis. This is a basic working-class family neighborhood, end of story. Its sister 'hoods are Ridgewood/Middle Village, Queens, not Williamsburg/Gowanus/Greenpoint, Brooklyn. If you want to open a nightclub here or install a bar where drunks rage until 4 AM, your business plans will be aborted by the long-term residents, and that's a good thing. The families will ask you to take your party elsewhere, and as long-term members of this community, that is their right to do so. Yuppies are not displacing anyone, nor are they - what a funny idea! - being displaced. Despite current lore, the vast vats of wealth just aren't here. This neighborhood is a) straight-up working class; b) comprised of natives and transplants alike, be they black, white, or brown, who work all day, and c) ideal for those whose station in life is slowly improving as the country climbs out of the recession.
We would've stayed in our apartment longer, had we not lived behind an absurdly loud, as in "this would deafen Pete Townshend," Pentecostal church blasting its sermons straight into our bedroom, mic'ed up kick drums, bullhorn-amplified glossolalia, and all. Normally, I don't even notice churches, but this place was down to two parishoners, and visibly dying, so its owner [?] went into full recruitment mode up to 4 or 5 nights a week on certain weeks. We shared a building with another married couple and a woman who spent half her life on the same block in Bushwick, and the church annoyed them, too. There are a lot of Pentecostal churches in the Wyckoff Heights/Ridgewood area, of varying degrees of loudness, but a quick walk around the block to check your surroundings before you commit to a lease or mortgage makes sense for anyone, no matter the location. And keep in mind, you can get anything from furniture to affordable fashions, to toiletries, to Dominican cake within a two-block radius (and, there are no dumb Manhattan chains or ar-tee-sinal whimsical junk shops to be found) so on balance, the pros outweigh the cons.
So, "family Bushwick," you're affordable, kid/married-friendly, on 4 train lines and 4 bus lines, and offer tons of cheap, great, locally owned shopping. You have chill people from multiple countries and some of the hardest-working, do-or-die blue-collar folks in the city. Stay beautiful, Wykoff Heights!