bronwyn h.
Yelp
Like its name, this 'diner' is a jumbled mess.
I am all for shabby chic, but this place looks like a 70s crack den. Not to mention that the floors, chairs and tables are so dirty and dusty--as if they haven't been cleaned for years! Service is poor. This sad little place in no way embodies any of the attributes of the casual, friendly, wholesome American diner. The staff at this place are rude and lazy. The guy in the 'store' upstairs looks like he's about to Charles Manson someone. I wish him a swift recovery.
The bahn mi is AWFUL. Indeed, it might be the sorriest version of the classic Vietnamese sandwich I've ever had: a soft, corpse-like roll packed with what tastes like cold, chlorinated chicken and sour vegetables. The bread was stale, the parsley was brown and the spread tasted like ketchup (actually, I'm pretty sure it was ketchup..GASP). The ingredients utilised were nasty, bland, tile grouting. This 'Vietnamese' sandwich is an insult to a whole country.
Worst of all these was the BLT. Sliced pig wallows miserably in a thick puddle of gloopy, whiteness, wondering what it did to deserve this.To make matters worse, the plate comes with a sad lump of coleslaw that had no discernible flavour, only a hailstorm of mayonnaise that my bowels rebelled against shortly after.
As far as this diner can tell, the only reason to pick up a utensil here is to maybe defend yourself with it in case the 'cook' loses it and stabs you for saying he can't make a decent sandwich. Hey, it's the truth. I am all about respecting other people's opinions, but this place is an insult to diners. If you think the sandwiches here are good, you haven't LIVED and I feel sorry for you. Take your hard earned money elsewhere. You deserve better.