Jessi B.
Yelp
So, sometimes I have to let go and let my roots show. I put on my cowboy boots, use f*** as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb, and break stuff with chainsaws and/or sledgehammers.
After the dust has settled, I'm usually ready for a good burger.
I ask for my burger "bien cuit/well done" and wait for it to be brought to me on a large cutting board surrounded by a copious mountain of fries. The burger "muffin"-burger on an English muffin gives a tasty bread to meat ratio. Wash it all down with a Beaujolais American or a Cote du Rhone, and I'm home....with the exception of everyone around speaking French.