Jody B.
Yelp
Let's call this: a hopeful three star.
I've only been into Noir once for a brief 30-minute coffee meeting alongside Caz H, so this is very much a first impression review. The most striking thing about the place? It's HUGE! There seems to be at least two rooms off of the main one cafe with plenty of big windows for natural light and more than enough space that you'll easily find a quiet spot to work. So far, so good.
As Mihali pointed out, the menu is limited, which for a coffee newbie is appreciated. However, on this go round, because i'm stuck with the sniffles, I opted for tea instead and that's where things delve into a "I don't know what to make of it yet" zone. The tea came with a timer and a tea pot, which is always a nice touch - a little fancier presentation than just a big ol' mug of tea. But when I dutifully waited for the timer to run out before pouring, I found my tea was only luke warm. The tea (the oolong) was a nice flavour, but it's really hard to be enthusiastic about luke warm tea.
A few other tidbits to add to my hesitation - 1. they don't seem to have wifi (though I could very likely be mistaken on this... it's not easily found if anything), 2. they don't take Amex (which is common but always a bit of a disappointment) and 3. I also bought a tiny bottle of juice for £2. Now I don't mind paying for good juice... I don't bat an eye dropping £5 on something fresh, but £2 for a bottle that I can pick up at any shop for half that? That's a big mark up. The orange juice they have is tropicana and again, can be picked up at any store for much less.
So i'm very much on the fence... it's rare to come across a space like this, especially for a gal who works from home and so I wanted to walk away enthusiastic. Instead, I left not unhappy but definitely a little puzzled. However, I have hopes that this newly opened spot will iron out the wrinkles and suspect that their cake selection will sway my rating on the next visit.