Michael B.
Yelp
This is a tourist trap if I've ever eaten at one. You won't get good food here. Only the chocolate used with the churros and the cider are solid. It's a frustratingly bland menu given the huge popularity. The churros are famous but we were given a clearly stale or bad batch. I shouldn't have to fight a churro. It should be soft inside, slightly crisp outside, and not a combative stick. Any American dad could make you a better burger on their backyard grill. The potatoes were, well, potatoes. I heard a tour guide outside say this is where you find locals. Everyone inside was speaking English, Mandarin, and broken Spanish. Americans, let me translate: this is the Mi Tierra for Texans, the Katz Deli for New Yorkers, the original Starbucks location for Washingtonites, the Boudin Bakery for Californians, and all minus good food.
Service is slightly slow but that's understandable given the popularity. Restrooms are very poorly marked. Facing the bar, the women's restroom is on its right side and the men's is on the left. Expect to wait in line outside at least 30 minutes for a table on a weekday, likely more on a weekend. Too many people visit here for a photos and to say "we've been here" when they should get cheaper, better food faster at many other establishments around town. This is a skip for food. It's a pretty building that's probably fine to see a tango show inside of, but the food is disappointing.