Nikki N.
Yelp
Wow. What a terrible choice to come here. This is the worst pasta I've ever had. You're better off going to even Olive Garden or Cheesecake Factory. Don't ever come here, for your own sake.
Let me start off with the worst -- I asked them if they could make a carbonara (if it's a legit Italian joint, of course they can, right?) Well they said they could! Wonderful! But when I opened my takeout box, it was a curdled mess. I should have taken a picture but I can't be ruining your appetite while you're looking at reviews! It tasted like greasy deviled eggs gone wrong. But even if it tasted good, the texture was so off-putting. If you mess it up that badly, you have to remake it, right? The spaghetti was also too soft, so it was obvious that the carbonara was exposed to too high of a heat and over cooked. And the Parmesan was grainy??? It really is the worst I've had... I wish I could erase it from my memory.
Next -- aglio e olio. Italian classic. Simple, but delicious. Or so it should be. You can't really mess this up, right? Oh god. It was the worst aglio e olio I've ever had. No flavor, no umami. Maybe salt it a little more? At least the noodles were al dente. Oh, let me add: I added meatballs to this order since they don't have Italian sausage. Might as well try their house made meatballs, right? These were ALSO the worst meatballs I've ever had. They had a texture that was firm and mushy. And that flavor was so... weird. It didn't smell fresh?
We also got the linguine alle vongole and the spaghetti di gabriele (a creamy bolognese). Those were very subpar. They weren't the worst I've ever had, as I've described above, but sooo subpar. I've definitely had MUCH better versions just about anywhere else. I don't have complaints per se, just so lackluster.
My aunt got the frutti di mare, and apparently she gives it a 4/5. She said the sauce was good, the squid was good, and the shrimp was good. I didn't try it though.
Bonus! I usually don't take customer service into account with reviews but boy, oh boy, the person who picked up the phone to answer my takeout order sounded like she HATED her job. You know the lady from behind the counter in Monsters Inc? The one with the cat eye glasses and the monotonous, annoyed voice? ITS HER DOPPLEGANGER!! I asked if she preferred one dish over another and she was like "those are completely different sauces..." I just wanted your opinion :( I asked if the portions were shareable and she answered with a harsh "No."
Anyways, this whole experience was a disappointment and a nightmare for my tastebuds. Averaged to $20/pasta dish (outlier: frutti di mare $35). I've had authentic Italian pasta for half the price and 100x better. Overpriced, overrated, and never coming back.