Michael L.
Yelp
Probably A Five in 1968, the Camino Real, built for the Mexico City Olympics, is at best a 3 now.
When we arrived the bellman was cheery, the lobby was bright and colorful, and we had high hopes. By the time we got to the front desk those hopes were dashed. The woman behind the desk was lovely, but her English was not strong, and my Spanish is nonexistent, so she didn't understand my questions. Rather than finding someone who could better facilitate our checkin, she just toughed it out and took twice as long as it should have.
The room was dark. I mean really dark. Only one small ceiling light over the desk, one dim lamp by the chair, and the reading lights by the bed. I was getting dressed and even after walking into the bathroom, where it should be really bright, i could not tell if my dark pants were blue or black. We asked twice for them to bring up a lamp, but not only did we not get the lamp, we got no response whatsoever.
The bathroom was functional, but poorly designed. If you took a towel off the rack in the shower and didn't push the rack back you slammed into it when you opened the shower door. The hair dryer was cracked and filthy, and the light switch was drilled directly into the marble with no surrounding plate, and it made uncomfortable crackling noises when you flipped the switch.
The concierge was all but useless. His English was just good enough that he thought he knew what we were asking, but he didn't. When we asked him for recommendations for nice restaurants he took out a map, scrawled some restaurant names on it that we couldn't read, made some x's, and told us to walk down the street. We gave him the name of some restaurants we had heard were excellent, but we couldn't get reservations. He called 2 of them, and let us know they were booked. Well, ok. We already knew that. Don't you have any connections? And given the places we asked about, he should have upgraded his original recommendations to more upscale restaurants, but no. Eventually we resorted to OpenTable and did much better.
The door person must have a deal going with some local drivers. When we asked for a taxi she called up a car that did not have taxi plates, and the rate he charged us to get where we were going was thee times what Uber charged to get us back. Full disclosure, it was $10 American vs $3, but that's besides the point.
And then there were the stupid little things. We are booked double occupancy with a king bed. Yet there was one bathrobe in the closet, one complementary toothbrush and toothpaste, and each night we had to do a thumb war to see who would get the one chocolate on the bed. There were only enough hangers for one person, so we asked for more hangers. Instead of sending more of the type that were already there, they sent flimsy plastic ones that were practically useless. And the reading lights by the bed are situated so that you can't get them into a position where you don't bang into them getting in or out of bed.
On the brighter side, the art in the hotel is lovely. The complementary breakfast buffet was solid, and the Sunday brunch was great. It is also significantly less expensive than the places we would have chosen had we booked the trip ourselves.